Nicolaisnotabot
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She/her. UU. Usually located somewhere along the Eastern Shuttle corridor.
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what a coincidence that the people who help push it over the line are not up for election. So curious.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
what a coincidence that the people who help push it over the line are not up for election. So curious.
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What if Mussolini but dumb.
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What if Mussolini but dumb.
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It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
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My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
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Still haven't raptured, this is some bullshit right here
September 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Still haven't raptured, this is some bullshit right here
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Maybe there was the Rapture and God decided there were only about 5 or 6 people worth taking, telling the evangelical right to go fuck themselves.
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Maybe there was the Rapture and God decided there were only about 5 or 6 people worth taking, telling the evangelical right to go fuck themselves.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!
US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
August 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We can't talk about what's going on without talking about the deplorable state of law enforcement in this country and Democrats can't do that until they discard reflexive rhetoric like "Of course we have to respect the police." No we don't! Not when they act like this! And you should say it!
Wrapping celery in foil keeps it fresh and crispy for weeks. Take it out of the bag as soon as you get it home.
You can peel an orange by slicing the skin around the middle then sticking a chopstick under the skin and running it all the way around.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wrapping celery in foil keeps it fresh and crispy for weeks. Take it out of the bag as soon as you get it home.
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If you can't handle being made fun of by late night hosts you're too fragile to be President of anything
September 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you can't handle being made fun of by late night hosts you're too fragile to be President of anything
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Colbert’s old quip that facts have a well known liberal bias is just exactly what’s playing out right now every day.
September 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Colbert’s old quip that facts have a well known liberal bias is just exactly what’s playing out right now every day.
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Here’s the resource to call if you’re in Boston
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Here’s the resource to call if you’re in Boston
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We just want you all to care about gun violence deaths when it’s a 6-year-old in his 1st grade classroom as much as when it’s a conservative podcaster. It shouldn’t have to affect you personally for it to matter. We should be doing as much as we can to prevent all gun deaths.
September 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We just want you all to care about gun violence deaths when it’s a 6-year-old in his 1st grade classroom as much as when it’s a conservative podcaster. It shouldn’t have to affect you personally for it to matter. We should be doing as much as we can to prevent all gun deaths.
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
Mass folks, just heard UML is on lockdown with an active shooter. Is there any update?
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September 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mass folks, just heard UML is on lockdown with an active shooter. Is there any update?
www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...
www.google.com/amp/s/www.nb...
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August 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Oh god yes.
August 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh god yes.
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“Have you heard the good moose?”
August 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“Have you heard the good moose?”