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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Just a passing housewife. She/They/Mum 🏳️‍🌈
Erstwhile esports journalist. Former otome game narrative writer. Former film makeup and sfx artist. Former I.T. guy. One day it'll say "author" here, but hopefully never "former author".
Live cringe and die free.
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🚨Nine Jewish groups are urging the Government to reject Jillian Segal's "Antisemitism Report", saying it's an attack on Australia's "democracy" and "freedoms" – benefitting the state of Israel.

Segal must be given zero powers, they warn. Explosive...

theklaxon.com.au/22ti
Segal “threatening Australia’s freedoms and democracy”, Jewish groups warn - The Klaxon
A group of Jewish organisations has labelled Envoy Jillian Segal's "Antisemitism Report" an attack on Australia's “democracy” and “freedoms”, and say it must be rejected.
theklaxon.com.au
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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And I’m the last person to argue for free speech censorship, but AI isn’t a person and AI content isn’t art, it does not have free speech rights. It is patently unethical that all of us are the beta test for Gen AI.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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A twelve year old can make AI porn of his teacher but cannot see the movie Before Sunrise in theaters. Does that not feel completely insane.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I did a painting
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
One of the shits about chronic pain is how it fucks with your availability to realise when something is really wrong with you and you need proper treatment 🤦 I'm such a dumbass, I've been sick for weeks.
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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One of the reasons i love tolkien is the theme that despair is an enemy

and it makes clear you don’t need to have constant hope, you can get by with grim determination or spite but never despair
You can be as terrified or nonplussed or unperturbed as you like; the sun will still rise tomorrow & the rent will still be due on the 31st. The world has no romantic narratives for its fate except those we invent, because the world does not die. That is our privilege.
I said it elsewhere, but it’s weirdly exhilarating and addictive to be terrified all the time, and the people addicted to it, when they say this, may as well be saying “I can stop at any time, it’s just the world doing this *to* me.”
December 31, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Daft Punk Alive 2007
Garbage
The Chemical Brothers
Evanescence
Placebo
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

They Might Be Giants
Hilltop Hoods
Elton John
The Amity Affliction
The Living End

(Limiting to 5 is so hard 🥺 Concerts are my happy place)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

L7
Marilyn Manson (it was the 90s)
Sawyer Brown
Chavelle
Insane Clown Posse
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Making shit is a balm for your soul like no other. It absolutely eradicates the doom scrolling void inside.
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Sorry but getting towards the end of Erha and I'm staunchly in favour of the villains, the butterfly boned beauty feasts.
They destroyed the whole world coz y'all enslaved them.
All they wanna do is build a bridge of human corpses to the demon realm, let them cook.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规,强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The workshop that makes all the toys for global distribution every year, for ridiculously cheap (unto negligible) cost?

...And people didn't somehow piece it together that the whole North Pole 圣诞老人 operation *wasn't* Chinese this entire time??

willful blindness, people...
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh. Oh no. I've gotten "did I really go to that concert?" levels of old.
I know I went to Daft Punk Alive but for a second I was like "Wait, did I really go?"

Maybe I should go to bed and stop undersleeping to write dumb novels and draw before I start burning holes in my brain.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My babychild boyfriend: I just heard the chemical brothers for the first time, they're really good!
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have a frankly preposterous amount of material for this new book. Pay no attention to the unfinished novels behind the curtain.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Anyone else awake rn and not transitioning coz they know they'll look like their dad?
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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sorry mister scanner man but if I'm wearing ungendered clothing and you keep pressing the "woman" preset for 3 minutes in increasingly desperate attempts to scan me before finally being like "sorry please please don't be mad but what are you" I win by default
I think I defeated airport security just now ngl
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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the bbc changed their article from saying 'trans woman' to saying 'biological male who identifies as a woman'.

even if you don't care about trans ppl it should alarm you just how captured the bbc has become.

they will no longer even say 'trans woman'. that's not normal and shows massive bias.
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I always appreciate how easy it would have been for them to overuse a character like Nifty, and how they didn't.
Thinking about how Alastor is gone all season, but Niffty stays. She goes to help Al... but she doesn't follow him.

Her song IS ABOUT how much she likes the hotel and how Charlie is nice and that she believes in her dream.

Niffty likes the hotel. Shes there cuz she WANTS to be.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Please read. When police respond to a report of #DV & decide that the woman victim is a perpetrator 😥.
Can lead to her being removed from home & children being left with violent man until courts sort it out.
#misidentification is a significant issue
womensagenda.com.au/latest/jacqu...
Jacquie Thomson was brutally attacked and then misidentified as the aggressor. She's working to hold police accountable
Jacquie Thomson is one of a large number of women who police continue to misidentify as primary aggressors instead of as victim/survivors.
womensagenda.com.au
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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This is a huge issue for First Nations women. The qld death review found that 100% of First Nations women murdered by their partners had previously been misidentified as perpetrators by police.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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The utility of social media is over. In a lust for short-term gain, tech companies have destroyed their products.

I'm editing a drink recipe book that was never digitized and documented drinks from 1940 through about 1995 Vegas.

Lost history is coming back, it ain't no slop.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Hrm, I dunno buddy it seems like ur the maths guy here maybe if you'd given "the language of emotion" its due a bit earlier you could have read between the lines that "pay a liveable wage" means that the wage isn't fuckin liveable and done the maths yourself?

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM