Nix
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A Dionysian who went to war. Writer, traveller, dreamer, asshole.
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I'm sorry, how am I supposed to eat the rich if they look like this? We demand free-range organic rich!
Peter Thiel looking like a human-slug hybrid.
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the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
The Daily Beast writes: "Kim Kardashian's brand SKIMS has sold out its synthetic pubic hair thongs and is now accumulating a waitlist for the product." Their tweet is accompanied by a link to a post with the story.
I was gonna bring up the fact that most of his kids don't talk to him and he uses his youngest as a human shield. Mfs are gonna try feudalism while lacking the basic human sense of kin relations.
This is essentially the neoreactionary critique of ancapism - that at some point, it stops being about money and you gotta do state capture because rent-seeking is more profitable than pure market competition... and then they embrace the rent-seeking.
Ballistic missile strikes on the Iskander factory.
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Please stop saying the $ is weak because of Liberation Day. The $ is weak because of what Vance said in Munich on Valentine’s Day.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Once we used to care
Now its all up to EU.
This is important IMO. The $ selloff this year may have been exacerbated by liberation day tariffs on April 2, but what really kicked it off was Vance’s speech in Munich in mid-Feb followed by Merz’s early March response to increase German defense spend & can the debt brake.
Woke 2: Normielib Boogaloo
Back during my wilderness years I actually asked this question of a neoreactionary blogger. "What stops your bodygards from simply shooting you and taking your stuff." His answer was "the same thing that stops employers from shitting on the boss' desk."

I took it as my first clue to get out.
The billionaires seem to assume they can do transactional feudalism, but historical feudalism has never existed without an undergirding of kin relations and religious obligations.
To give you a medical analogy, the rot is AIDS, and all of the other ills would be trivial without it.
It's a lot of things, working in coalition against the country, but at its core, it is facilitated by the rot in American population who have by and large lost all sense of civic virtue (which is load-bearing in all republics).
Suburban wine moms kicking off the butlerian jihad is totally a late 2025 vibe.
Would unironically go a long way towards unfucking some of Germany's social problems related to lack of civic virtue (which stems from lack of patriotism which exists for reasons we do not need to revisit at this time).
"The libturds are lying to you about roids because they don't want you to be strong."
Crime is legal in Trump's America.
That's the most unnecessarily complicated way to say "I'm Canadian" I've seen in my life.
I've been around some fitness chat groups and I'm convinced that steroid use is a public health crisis that nobody's talking about.
Sounds like a run of the mill Likudnik, but stupid enough to actually wear the anti-European hatred that runs through that party on their sleeve.
The best encouragement I've ever gotten from the corner when I was boxing was "remember your training." It really helps when you're wailed upon by the other guy.
The passions that war (or other similarly intense activities) arouses are so great, that sometimes you really need the instructions to be for idiots. Everyone is an idiot when fear and hate flood the brain with thought-terminating hormones.
Two child molesters endorsing each other.
"duped"

Bullshit. They knew.