Nick Baumann
nickbaumann.bsky.social
Nick Baumann
@nickbaumann.bsky.social
Politics Editor at The Washington Post | Pats fan. Eagle Scout. Beer pong aficionado. | 202.630.2380 | Signal: nickbaumann.97 | Usual disclaimers
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And Penelope Cruz was born as The Odyssey
May 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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FUN FACT: Helen Hunt is a stage name, her given name is The Iliad
May 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Is it an AI bubble or
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is fun as a blind-item quote
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Look, I know this weaponization of male academic interest is the oldest story in the book, but it’s just so, so pernicious. It’s awful to the women directly involved, but it’s also awful to *all* women in the academy, who have to live in its shadow all the time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trump HIV prevention plan shuts out South Africa — the nation most affected www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Trump HIV prevention plan shuts out South Africa — the nation most affected
Administration officials say South Africa has “significant means” to fund a promising new drug, lenacapavir, on its own. Critics call the move self-defeating.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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All I ask is that we let *at least* one live to warn the others.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Do you like bread?

Do you like circuses?

Well, brother…
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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there is no precedent for how many edible mascots we will kill this year
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.

By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Ben Shapiro is spending a lot of $$$ trying to win the inaugural Best Podcast award at the Golden Globes.

Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/ben-shapir...
Shapiro's Golden Spending Spree
Ben Shapiro is mounting an aggressive Golden Globes campaign, buying billboard space in Times Square and within Jay Penske’s media empire in a bid to win the inaugural Best Podcast award.
www.status.news
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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incredibly day for the Nosy Bitches Who Live For Drama caucus
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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New: A site licensing Trump's name is selling merch with the presidential seal — including a $20 beer-pong set with “Presidential themed balls.”

Federal law says you can’t manufacture or sell likenesses of the seal without authorization.

me, for @forbes.com

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Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Judge finds that the government's prosecution of James Comey may not, uh, have been entirely above board: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Federal judge blasts potential ‘government misconduct’ in Comey case
A federal magistrate judge excoriated the government’s handling of the case against former FBI director James B. Comey.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I will not read the worm paragraph
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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We're upping our rates for the third time. Do you like to pay $29.99 per month or let your parents truly die forever
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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not too hard to imagine a comprehensively gambling-obsessed political media, maybe soon nymag.com/intelligence...
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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This is the most cursed idea I’ve ever seen and it’s immediately obvious that this is where we’re headed
not too hard to imagine a comprehensively gambling-obsessed political media, maybe soon nymag.com/intelligence...
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Whatever your gripes with Girlboss feminism, to be a Girlboss is to steadfastly believe that hard work, professional excellence, and success could lead to gender equality," writes @jerusalem.bsky.social: www.theargumentmag.com/p/karine-jea...
Karine Jean-Pierre is not a #GirlBoss
A qualified defense of feminism's oft-maligned strivers
www.theargumentmag.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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BREAKING: The Inn at Little Washington has lost a Michelin star.

It was the only 3-star restaurant in the DC region. The announcement comes ahead of Michelin's star ceremony next Tuesday.

washingtonian.com/2025/11/12/t...
The Inn at Little Washington Loses a Michelin Star
It joins Alinea and Masa in being downgraded from three to two stars.
washingtonian.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Horses and humans share a special bond because we are both half centaurs
November 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM