Dave of the Dead
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This is objectively not comedy but rather a fact. Still funny tho.
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this fucking country man
NEW: After years of Canada claiming it won't support Azov Brigade due to its far-right ideology and neo-Nazi links, the Canadian Defence Attache in Ukraine met with Azov at the Embassy this summer.

An Azov contact said it was a “friendly and open dialogue.”
www.readthemaple.com/canadian-emb...
Canadian Embassy Hosted Ukraine’s Azov Brigade This Summer
An Azov member described the meeting as a “friendly and open dialogue.”
www.readthemaple.com
it's nice to know at what point the people teaming up with you will turn around to try and kill you
there are a few of those I'm sure. Lost loves still waiting for mariners on Widow's Walks sort of deal.
where are all the caveman ghosts?
I've said this earlier this evening but this has made me believe in the pee tape
we are really lucky to live on a planet with a weak enough gravitational pull to allow for it but strong enough to maintain an atmosphere
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Eyes widened as dish after dish was brought to the table. Pear pie, jugs of pale honey cider! One giant basin o' pea and cabbage soup! Wheels of beechnut-studded yellow cheese, hot loaves of chestnut and barley bread! Almond an' chestnut slices with honeymaple preserves!
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I feel you and I was like this at first but I've sort of come out the other side of it and made my peace....also I turned off the computer to eat
every day proves that we never should have stopped calling them weird
this more than anything confirms the existence of the pee tape for me
so yeah the pee tape is probably real
The administration seeing a bunch of people they don't like having a party and then just shitting on it is a really good metaphor for how they govern actually. They are here explicitly to ruin your day and nothing more.
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Sir everyone online is saying "Diarrhea Donald" should we release a statement clarifying that you do not in fact fly around in a plane full of diarrhea
Skibity Toilet ass administration
Still thinking about the soup party?
Like if sidewalk chalk tasted good
He's really a sucker for silicone valley's idea of progress but he's not into the eugenics and racism side of it and probably hasn't worked out how connected the two sides are. He just likes when rockets go fast.
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A lot of it seems to be people hedging their bets in case it turns into a "John Stewart Rally to Restore Sanity"