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Erven Evrith
@neverthrive.bsky.social
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Occasional artist, blue collar guy
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joerusso.bsky.social
Happy Sue Year.
December 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
me in the family group chat
sent texts saying korea is under martial law and then a second one saying ok it ended
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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deadontheoutside.bsky.social
you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you
November 29, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
Sorry for the canned joke.
Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.
November 28, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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mrjaywashington.bsky.social
"Not Like Us" is about to be the global NUMBER ONE song in streams and spins til the superbowl all cuz Drake has to throw a hissy fit.
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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theonion.com
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey
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‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey -The Onion
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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clairemax.bsky.social
My wife asked for no pickles.
November 25, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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kristianharloff.bsky.social
Best conversation overheard.
Kid 1: “What happened to the dead grandma again?”
Kid 2: She’s dead.
#Moana2
November 25, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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hoots.bsky.social
I thought this was one of my better tweets but nobody cared
November 24, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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joerusso.bsky.social
THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN. Dir. Adam Robitel. 2014.
November 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
Finally caught up with THE SUBSTANCE. Everyone told me it was mind bending body horror, but no in told me it was this decade’s SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. Biting, bitter satire built on a series of sad, core truths about our society. A freakishly good horror nightmare. It’s on MUBI and for rental in VOD.
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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joerusso.bsky.social
America needs this to heal.
November 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An elderly Peter Griffin, riddled with dementia calls out "Lois? Lois, where are you?" A single tear drops from his confused, terrified eyes. He says "Lois, I'm scared." From his wheelchair, he looks out the window at a lone tree and asks "Lois?" We see his shape int he window of the Quahog assisted living facility. He asks again "Lois?"
November 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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aoife.bsky.social
dudes rock
a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
2025 white house cabinet meeting
the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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joerusso.bsky.social
As of today, I’ve lost twenty-five pounds.

The secret:
November 20, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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plorigo.bsky.social
November 16, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Gushers commercials made me feel queasy on a fundamental level. My first taste of effective Body Horror.
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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t3.gg
November 16, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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joerusso.bsky.social
Me with Trump Voters this winter.
November 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM