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hoots
@hoots.bsky.social
youtuber, podcaster, actor, soprano
bugonia whipped and really encapsulated the zeitgeist in the most elegant way i've seen any movie do so far
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i'm very tired of coughing!
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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We do know who killed JFK. The Warren Commission was an incredibly thorough and good-faith effort to prove and document what had happened, which they did. The conspiracy theories arose in spite of best efforts to avoid them, but there really isn't anything they could have reasonably done better.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i feel like the enshittification of the internet really kicked off with those cracked layoffs in 2017
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pete Buttigieg GC arc incoming
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Last 5 hours!
7 hours left and $645 to go if you wanna see me play this game!
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Trump loves a winner and a handsome man and Zohran is both of those things, no wonder he was eating out of his damn hand.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
7 hours left and $645 to go if you wanna see me play this game!
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
13 hours and $735 to go if you want me to play this silly little game
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
just blew my nose and had one of those pieces of phlegm come up where for a second you're like "is that my brain"
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Unfortunately, I'm suuuuper sick and I've had to cancel the livestream. If we make the first real stretch goal of $7k by the end of today, I will commit to playing Mermaid Mission: Titanic on my channel another time!
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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hello! I am looking for a talented artist to create a beautiful vector of an adult human butthole for a very important critical project that is going to shape the world!

must be ONLY the hole and it MUST be constructed of the wonderful folds and wrinkles that make each hole unique 😡
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
i'm sick for the second time this month 🤧
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We made our funding goal of $6k with 2 days to spare! Thank you to everyone who has backed the project so far! On Friday, the final day of the campaign, I'll be doing a special live stream for fun and to raise additional funds (I added another stretch goal for $10k... just sayin') !
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Only $323 remaining to 100% funded... Can we make it happen today??
My indiegogo campaign closes on SATURDAY! We are less than $900 away from goal!!!
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Patrons and channel members now have access to the first [Sidebar]. This episode, I sip red wine and discuss feeling triggered by Ozempic. Come get parasocial behind the paywall.
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
$468 to goal and 4 days left!
My indiegogo campaign closes on SATURDAY! We are less than $900 away from goal!!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
ok so what are the actual donald bill allegations
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Got some bad news today and depending on how things go I might be resigning from my day job in the spring... so please donate to my indiegogo campaign! I may wanna exceed that $6000 goal!
My indiegogo campaign closes on SATURDAY! We are less than $900 away from goal!!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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@hoots.bsky.social & @caelan.bsky.social | Hoots Hootman and Dr. Caelan Conrad: "'ChatGPT Gave Me An Eating Disorder!'" | #OpenAI #CharacterAI #Replika #AI #MentalHealth #Anorexia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lbF...
"ChatGPT Gave Me An Eating Disorder!”
YouTube video by Hoots Hootman
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November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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This is so fucking grim. Mostly because of how these boys are. You can actively see why lonely people in a world that cut everyone off from genuine connection and meaning would fall into the arms of sycophantic machines.
NEW VIDEO premiering TODAY: "ChatGPT Gave Me An Eating Disorder!"
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM