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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 2d

“The president falsely claimed…”

Lied

He lied

LIED

The media fuckin sucks stop doing gymnastics to find ways to say LIES

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 6d

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 6d

maybe ice is just here to tell us about the best prime day deals

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 8d

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers and their Blowjob Dad

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 8d

not for long

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 9d

Hey babe you've hardly touched your AI enabled smart toothbrush

Me: whenever I try to pair it to my jailbroken phone the bluetooth handshake keeps crashing the pre-alpha app

Aww, let's watch something in our native language with subtitles turned on and nod along as we mouth the dialogue

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 13d

my house? oh it’s the one with the dinosaur on the roof next to the construction site

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 16d

meats

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 17d

do they make It's So Over / We're So Back combo like 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 20d

Tylenol causes 5G

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 20d

Wait NM it’s Castlevania SOTN my bad

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 20d

My thoughts on politics. From The Bible, Matthew 2:11

“What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets.”

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 22d

honey how many caskets do we need from costco

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 22d

but who are the mantis praying to

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 23d

hey babe you barely touched your straw man argument

me: i’m just trying to dismantle democracy due to our majority in the house and senate

awwww come to bed we’ve got weeks old ozzy osbourne takes to read

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 23d

hey did you watch the funeral with the QR code

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 23d

Republican agenda:

get trans people out of sports in the streets

gooning to trans porn in the sheets

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 25d

dog escaped his crate in the most looney tunes-ass way possible

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 25d

his victims screaming

Carlos Estrada @ctothelos77.bsky.social · 26d

What is Dad playing?

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 26d

the tunic is just an uncommon (STR +2) but that quiver is a legendary i haven’t seen yet

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 26d

Self-proclaimed "prophetess" Kat Kerr claims she was taken to Heaven to watch God present Charlie Kirk with a special tunic and a quiver containing "one thousand arrows of light": "This was part of his reward."

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 26d

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 27d

just checked, all the canaries in the coal mine are juuuust fine an- I SAID DONT GO DOWN THERE I JUST CHECKED THEY ARE FINE

www.vulture.com/article/abc-...

ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Live! From the Air ‘Indefinitely’

The decision follows conservative backlash to a comment the late-night host made about the reaction to Charlie Kirk’s murder.

www.vulture.com

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · 27d

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Phil Lorigo @plorigo.bsky.social · Sep 13

muted His name and my timeline went away

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