Nick Dixon
@ndixon.bsky.social
Software developer, writer of wrongs, photonerd and currymuncher
Like Epstein, he only invites people onto his plane if they'll not kick up a fuss about what's going on.
This is why a con man shouldn’t have been allowed to become President!
This 👇
This 👇
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Like Epstein, he only invites people onto his plane if they'll not kick up a fuss about what's going on.
Apparently the Telegraph's median reader age is now 70+.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Apparently the Telegraph's median reader age is now 70+.
It's as reliable as his diaries
“Low testosterone levels, underdeveloped sexual organs, and in some cases a micropenis, are all things that Hitler may have experienced…”
The Hitler-Trump connection now has a whole new angle.
youtu.be/P6iVduIrE-Q?...
The Hitler-Trump connection now has a whole new angle.
youtu.be/P6iVduIrE-Q?...
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's as reliable as his diaries
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
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as a centrist i think it's only fair to bulldoze the west wing to make it fair to the east wing
October 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
as a centrist i think it's only fair to bulldoze the west wing to make it fair to the east wing
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This is a matter for The Hague
With alt text.
Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
Executive summary: the US killed at least 3 Colombian fishermen who’d put up a distress flag. In Colombian waters
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is a matter for The Hague
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the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
the subreddits for luxury watches are some of the darkest places on earth
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History repeats.
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
History repeats.
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Our remake brings all the boys to the yard.
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Our remake brings all the boys to the yard.
"War ravaged Portland" ?
I challenge any journalist in the US to a ask the President this now reasonable question:
Are you mental?
I challenge any journalist in the US to a ask the President this now reasonable question:
Are you mental?
September 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"War ravaged Portland" ?
I challenge any journalist in the US to a ask the President this now reasonable question:
Are you mental?
I challenge any journalist in the US to a ask the President this now reasonable question:
Are you mental?
AI tools like Google Gemini won't produce pictures of public figures, but thanks to visual metaphor, you don't need them to.
September 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
AI tools like Google Gemini won't produce pictures of public figures, but thanks to visual metaphor, you don't need them to.
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If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files
September 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If I was Donald Trump I would not be drawing the public’s attention right now to my ability to release files
Probably a lot of Mirror people still remember the mess Robert Maxwell left, especially the pension fund.
Why does it take a BRITISH newspaper to break a story like this? Where the hell is the American media? 🤨
September 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Probably a lot of Mirror people still remember the mess Robert Maxwell left, especially the pension fund.
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Well-oiled machine. Only the best people. etc. etc.
Super great business environment.
Super great business environment.
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well-oiled machine. Only the best people. etc. etc.
Super great business environment.
Super great business environment.
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From this day in 2017.
September 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
From this day in 2017.
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Has anyone seen any evidence Kirk had a moral compass? I've been watching clips of Kirk since he died—clips posted by people on the left and clips posted by people on the right—and I can't detect anything I'd refer to as a moral compass.
He sounds like a used car salesman for Christian nationalism.
He sounds like a used car salesman for Christian nationalism.
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Has anyone seen any evidence Kirk had a moral compass? I've been watching clips of Kirk since he died—clips posted by people on the left and clips posted by people on the right—and I can't detect anything I'd refer to as a moral compass.
He sounds like a used car salesman for Christian nationalism.
He sounds like a used car salesman for Christian nationalism.
This is why I closed my Facebook account after 15 years on 20th January, and only go on there now for the photos of takeaway menus. Facebook is a shithole.
Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.
September 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is why I closed my Facebook account after 15 years on 20th January, and only go on there now for the photos of takeaway menus. Facebook is a shithole.
Yes okay but what his religion mmmm?
The alleged Charlie Kirk shooter proudly wearing his Trump costume for Halloween in 2017
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yes okay but what his religion mmmm?
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Does Trump blame Poland immediately or wait until he’s spoken to Putin and blame Poland tomorrow?
September 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Does Trump blame Poland immediately or wait until he’s spoken to Putin and blame Poland tomorrow?
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Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.
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Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
August 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts