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mustardwrites.bsky.social
YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
Ed in Stede's bed the morning after Calypso's Birthday looking very very pleased with himself
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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mgm1229.bsky.social
I couldn’t help myself. If you’re in the US, I wish you the best possible weekend in whatever circumstances you find yourselves. If it gets weird, remember your pirate friends are in your pocket, and love you just how you are.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
in your 40s there will be a flag and it’s very important to know that is means death
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I love drawing the little quiet moments the most. I like flirty eyes and crinkly smiles around harmonized giggling and sweet-nothing whispers lost on a good breeze. Just want to draw them alive for as long as I am. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is a merman and is leaning over Ed, touching his nose to Ed's and smiling. Ed is dressed in his purple tee and leathers. He's holding one hand under Stede's jaw and smiling. Ed is sitting on rocks in shallow water. Stede is lifting himself out of the deeper water around the rocks, flipping his tail. He's flirting. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're sitting on the floor on top of two repaired patched up pillows. Their knees are touching. Ed is wearing his timeout onesie and Stede is wearing his cursed red suit shirt. They're both holding glasses of brandy and talking and laughing together. Ed's free hand is on Stede's thigh and Stede's free hand is resting on Ed's chest. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hugging Stede from behind. His arms are wrapped around Stede's chest. Stede's fingers are tangled with Ed's. They're older, greyer, wrinkled even more. Ed's hair has gone white. He's kissing Stede's forehead as Stede smiles. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is holding into ship rigging with one hand and Stede with the other. Stede is looking up at Ed and smiling.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
this was fucking WONDERFUL
petrichorpond.bsky.social cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 1d
ok i finally posted this woohoooo!! what if innkeepers ed & stede reminisced a little (and by reminisced i mean got really horny about) the time ed was totally definitely going to kill stede archiveofourown.org/works/74750371
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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soupbeech.bsky.social
Sometimes I think about the night after 🌕 “you wear fine things well”.

Did Edward find himself alone, gently cradling Stede’s purple coat, lightly tracing the embroidered details with the tips of his fingers? Did he carefully fold each item as he contemplated the feelings washing over him?
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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soupbeech.bsky.social
When you see them compared with the average human iris, you become fully aware that he is, indeed, Fae. And they are not eyes, but Portals to another - more Magic - world.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
i am also a pocket rock person, but my issue is i just wanna eat a rock so fucking bad

(yes i bought this angelite in honour of free space ed and YES this video is breaching the containment of a whatsapp group chat lmao)

(also this is an old video sorry the chapter is in fact NOT done 💀)
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
VEX YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE MEME GUY ON THE PLANET AND I'M TICKLED BY THE FACT YOU'RE READING NY STUFF OK BYE
xrayvex.bsky.social xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 1d
UH OH i'VE finally taken the plunge, as it were
- started reading Free Space by @mustardwrites.bsky.social last nite

(no pun intended - no just kidding i totally intended that)

🥲
screen shot of Ed Teach as Jeff the Accountant (our flag means death s1 ep 5) sitting and reaching his hand out toward a screen shot of the title page for Free Space by YellowMustard
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
hiiiiiii gongeous :)
a digital drawing of Ed Teach, looking to the right with a soft expression on his face, one hand on his tummy and the other hanging down by his side. he’s shirtless with visible top surgery scars and heart-shaped pierced nipples, and he’s wearing leather pants with three cutouts on either side from hip to thigh that leave little slivers of skin exposed. the drawing is shaded in desaturated shades of purple, and the background is a pastel purple with a white border.
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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colinsmith.bsky.social
Terry Pratchett’s Death, taking a moment for himself at home, by David Wyatt, c.2018.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's leaning over a railing, one hand is on his chin. Moonlight is catching his silver strands. He's wearing a frilled shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ohtangerines.bsky.social
Dinner plans 🍰🍦🍒

#ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
On the left, Stede is standing on her right leg at the bottom of the stairs, her left leg folded up so she can fix the strap of her heel. Her right hand is brushing hair off her shoulders. She's biting her lip in concentration, while her speech bubbles say "Sorry for the wait, my love. It's these fiddly- oh bugger- there! We can go now!" with little grunts. Stede's wearing cherry earrings, a ruffled, gauzy off the shoulder blouse, a pink ballet wrap skirt and pink heels with cherries, with matching red on her nails and toenails. On the right there's Ed, in two floating panels. In the first, she's sitting on the armchair and playing on her phone, while in the second she's jumping up from her lounging pose to stare at Stede in wonder. Her speech bubbles say "Take your time princeeeeeeeess- Yeah, we're gonna miss that dinner reservation". Ed's wearing a side braid with the rest of her hair loose over the left side of her head, skull and chain earrings, a black crochet bralette and leather pants.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Y’all, Ed ended up looking like a snack and a half in this drawing I did for @ladypenni.bsky.social

I basically need her to stand over my shoulder every time I draw Ed because 😮‍💨

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death wearing most of his leather outfit, minus a shirt. He has a short beard and long windswept hair. He’s posing with one arm over his head and his jacket hanging off the opposite shoulder. He’s making very hot eye contact with the viewer.
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✖️
-- i'm not lovable -- and you're scared to do anything about it [[[what even IS there to do about it? nothing]]]
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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babykittenteach.bsky.social
A crossposting thread.
November 10, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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ourflagimplodes.bsky.social
It's so funny to me when Izzy is narrating the beginning of S1 ep 6, I can just imagine him writing it all angrily into his diary, drawing an angry face and maybe like a dead stick man with 'Stede' above it idk
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Tiny Ed! He saw another pirate's wicked undies fit and needed to have it for himself.

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing his dark tealy blue robe. It has a soft magenta lining. He's also wearing buttoned long-johns undies and a frilled shirt. It's coming untucked and Ed's hand is resting on his upper belly. His hair is pulled into a messy bun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

(2022 was a good year✨)
selfie of meeee. I have shoulder length hair with bangs and big grandpa glasses. I'm wearing a white turtleneck with a brown crocheted cardigan
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
new Christmas tree friends!
two sparkly glass ornaments, orange hermit crab and an aqua octopus ✨
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM