Meg 🏴☠️🫶🏻
@ourflagimplodes.bsky.social
Just a so-so ▪︎ 27 ▪︎ she/her ▪︎ bi ▪︎ uk (ugh)
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Oops I gotta wake up in 3 hours, yikes
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Oops I gotta wake up in 3 hours, yikes
Minnie Driver, I would let you do anything to me
January 24, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Minnie Driver, I would let you do anything to me
5pm and it's not completely dark yet!! Can you hear me cheering!!!!
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
5pm and it's not completely dark yet!! Can you hear me cheering!!!!
AU where Stede likes making cat toys for his cat but they accidently look like sex toys.. he then starts selling them at little markets and they become very popular (Lucius tells him why) and so he starts purposefully making sex toy shaped cat toys
January 24, 2026 at 2:24 PM
AU where Stede likes making cat toys for his cat but they accidently look like sex toys.. he then starts selling them at little markets and they become very popular (Lucius tells him why) and so he starts purposefully making sex toy shaped cat toys
Reposted by Meg 🏴☠️🫶🏻
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January 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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I've signed up for the first time ever and I'm bricking it lmao
Writer sign-ups for the 2026 #OFMDReverseBang are now open! Join our more than 60 artists to create fic for some inspiring OFMD fanart and sign up below: forms.gle/nY9CRVPc1TfW...
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forms.gle
January 24, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I've signed up for the first time ever and I'm bricking it lmao
I had a dream my old cat was alive again :( I had to stop Tink (my current cat) from beating her up and my brain was so confused as to how they were both around at the same time
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I had a dream my old cat was alive again :( I had to stop Tink (my current cat) from beating her up and my brain was so confused as to how they were both around at the same time
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ed spitting in stede’s mouth. you agree. reblog
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 AM
ed spitting in stede’s mouth. you agree. reblog
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I'm currently in Germany, which reminds me I never posted this here. So here's a bunch of dancing pirates 💜 #OurFlagMeansDeath
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I'm currently in Germany, which reminds me I never posted this here. So here's a bunch of dancing pirates 💜 #OurFlagMeansDeath
This weekend I have my first pet sit since they've taken ofmd off of iplayer, I always watch the show when I'm on a pet sit for comfort.. now what am I supposed to do 😭
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This weekend I have my first pet sit since they've taken ofmd off of iplayer, I always watch the show when I'm on a pet sit for comfort.. now what am I supposed to do 😭
I'm glad Jade got to the final (of traitors) even though everyone picked on her the whole season like wtf 💀
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I'm glad Jade got to the final (of traitors) even though everyone picked on her the whole season like wtf 💀
P.O.V: You're a tennis ball
January 23, 2026 at 5:55 PM
P.O.V: You're a tennis ball
The amount of clients I have that are like 'oh I've left the door unlocked' or 'the key is [insert obvious spot]' is worrying.. like, I know we live in a quiet village but break-ins still sometimes happen you know!! Are you not worried about that???
January 23, 2026 at 10:35 AM
The amount of clients I have that are like 'oh I've left the door unlocked' or 'the key is [insert obvious spot]' is worrying.. like, I know we live in a quiet village but break-ins still sometimes happen you know!! Are you not worried about that???
I just had an evil thought..
⚠️CW for Ned torturing Ed & Stede!!⚠️
Okay so, going off of the whole 'Ned torturing Ed by torturing Stede' thing, Ned asks Ed what his favourite physical features of Stede are and Ed's confused at first and doesn't answer just argues and so Ned threatens to hurt (1/2)
⚠️CW for Ned torturing Ed & Stede!!⚠️
Okay so, going off of the whole 'Ned torturing Ed by torturing Stede' thing, Ned asks Ed what his favourite physical features of Stede are and Ed's confused at first and doesn't answer just argues and so Ned threatens to hurt (1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I just had an evil thought..
⚠️CW for Ned torturing Ed & Stede!!⚠️
Okay so, going off of the whole 'Ned torturing Ed by torturing Stede' thing, Ned asks Ed what his favourite physical features of Stede are and Ed's confused at first and doesn't answer just argues and so Ned threatens to hurt (1/2)
⚠️CW for Ned torturing Ed & Stede!!⚠️
Okay so, going off of the whole 'Ned torturing Ed by torturing Stede' thing, Ned asks Ed what his favourite physical features of Stede are and Ed's confused at first and doesn't answer just argues and so Ned threatens to hurt (1/2)
Reposted by Meg 🏴☠️🫶🏻
Reposted by Meg 🏴☠️🫶🏻
🧣♥️ i would be kind for you ♥️🧣
(it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)
(it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 PM
🧣♥️ i would be kind for you ♥️🧣
(it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)
(it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)
I feel like every time Stede says he needs to go to the toilet (whether it's at home or in public) Ed will always say 'just piss yourself' and at first it's a joke and then it very much becomes more than that and--
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I feel like every time Stede says he needs to go to the toilet (whether it's at home or in public) Ed will always say 'just piss yourself' and at first it's a joke and then it very much becomes more than that and--
I love fics where Ed is smart and uses his big brain, it's so hot
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I love fics where Ed is smart and uses his big brain, it's so hot
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I posted this rope bunny Stede as part of a sketch page ages ago but actually I love him on his own 🥹
January 22, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I posted this rope bunny Stede as part of a sketch page ages ago but actually I love him on his own 🥹
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Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.
Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
GUYS I FOUND AN OFMD LOVER ON HINGE
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
GUYS I FOUND AN OFMD LOVER ON HINGE
LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOO!!
Omega Stede, my beloved 🫶🏻
Omega Stede, my beloved 🫶🏻
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOO!!
Omega Stede, my beloved 🫶🏻
Omega Stede, my beloved 🫶🏻
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January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Manicure loving Stede who only gets clear polish because he just wants his nails to look neat and tidy but he always looks longingly at the colours and designs but never gets any and then one day at work his coworkers (the crew) are calling him boring and at first he laughs it off but another day+
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Manicure loving Stede who only gets clear polish because he just wants his nails to look neat and tidy but he always looks longingly at the colours and designs but never gets any and then one day at work his coworkers (the crew) are calling him boring and at first he laughs it off but another day+