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@mudfire4.darkwo.ke
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid
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Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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@mudfire4.darkwo.ke
· Oct 20
If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!
I’m sorry & also it will happen again
I’m sorry & also it will happen again
I don’t think this should need to be said, but I want to explicitly state that I don’t fuck with rape apologists/those who are willingly/happily friends with known rapists in any capacity
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t think this should need to be said, but I want to explicitly state that I don’t fuck with rape apologists/those who are willingly/happily friends with known rapists in any capacity
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
And I’m probably going to be pretty suspicious of anyone who doesn’t feel similarly
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Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
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Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
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silent aight
holy aight
all is calm
all is aight
holy aight
all is calm
all is aight
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
silent aight
holy aight
all is calm
all is aight
holy aight
all is calm
all is aight
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We used to really sell movies
December 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We used to really sell movies
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Barking imperial pigeon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barking_imperial_pigeon
Barking imperial pigeon - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Barking imperial pigeon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barking_imperial_pigeon
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up there with this classic:
![blank @mister_blank
odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
1:44 PM • 4/13/20 • Twitter for iPhone](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f46ykt5mi5mjo76c6r2sirmz/bafkreibrijrima62netigsqal2p2c2k34stbeutgymdqfclethl3zmnoky@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
up there with this classic:
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Christmas Tree
Paraskeva Clark
1941
Paraskeva Clark
1941
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Christmas Tree
Paraskeva Clark
1941
Paraskeva Clark
1941
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Even though I disagreed with some of her assignments it's really unforunate that Asuka no longer updates/moderates her lists
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Even though I disagreed with some of her assignments it's really unforunate that Asuka no longer updates/moderates her lists
@sentimentbot.bsky.social how we doing
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social how we doing
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Realizing I have absolutely no idea what Bluesky looks like on an actual computer/desktop
I have only ever used the Bluesky iPhone app or the version you see in the safari browser on iPhone
I have only ever used the Bluesky iPhone app or the version you see in the safari browser on iPhone
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Realizing I have absolutely no idea what Bluesky looks like on an actual computer/desktop
I have only ever used the Bluesky iPhone app or the version you see in the safari browser on iPhone
I have only ever used the Bluesky iPhone app or the version you see in the safari browser on iPhone
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drawing is the repeated experience of finding out that you have no idea what size things are and also that a lot of things, such as chairs, CAN be a lot of different sizes in real life, but whatever size you choose will feel dreadfully wrong
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
drawing is the repeated experience of finding out that you have no idea what size things are and also that a lot of things, such as chairs, CAN be a lot of different sizes in real life, but whatever size you choose will feel dreadfully wrong
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this guy cried about people wanting Jesse Singal, a virulent transphobic enabler of pedophilia, kicked off here but wants anyone who's mean to him clapped en masse. What more do you need to know about the kind of person he is. A disgusting white devil
Yeah, when there’s a class of seemingly untouchable users who are relentlessly bullying everyone else, and making the site generally unpleasant for anyone who doesn’t work hard to block them or accommodate them, the mods should, in fact, do something.
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this guy cried about people wanting Jesse Singal, a virulent transphobic enabler of pedophilia, kicked off here but wants anyone who's mean to him clapped en masse. What more do you need to know about the kind of person he is. A disgusting white devil
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As a reminder, labelers can completely hide accounts from you & you have no ability to turn that off. You don’t even know it happens sometimes
Do you really want to trust that a labeler run by someone on the team here won’t do that?
Stop using it. Use community ran ones, not this
Do you really want to trust that a labeler run by someone on the team here won’t do that?
Stop using it. Use community ran ones, not this
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
As a reminder, labelers can completely hide accounts from you & you have no ability to turn that off. You don’t even know it happens sometimes
Do you really want to trust that a labeler run by someone on the team here won’t do that?
Stop using it. Use community ran ones, not this
Do you really want to trust that a labeler run by someone on the team here won’t do that?
Stop using it. Use community ran ones, not this
So I know a lot of you really like that new labeler she made because it shows when someone has been recently mass blocked, etc but y’all really shouldn’t trust it/bother with it
Unless you enjoy how the rude label is employed, or like benign comments getting hidden on every post, because it’s that
Unless you enjoy how the rude label is employed, or like benign comments getting hidden on every post, because it’s that
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So I know a lot of you really like that new labeler she made because it shows when someone has been recently mass blocked, etc but y’all really shouldn’t trust it/bother with it
Unless you enjoy how the rude label is employed, or like benign comments getting hidden on every post, because it’s that
Unless you enjoy how the rude label is employed, or like benign comments getting hidden on every post, because it’s that
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the way bluesky fell the fuck off should be taught in colleges as how not to run your social media site
I remember like a year and a half ago, maybe two, people were so fucking ready to go in on memberships here in order to beat Twitter and keep ads off and then the people running it decided Singal dick slapping them was preferable.
If Bluesky or Instagram or whatever social media app tried to charge you $10 a month to post you paying? (Judge free zone)
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the way bluesky fell the fuck off should be taught in colleges as how not to run your social media site