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HayJack Horseman (Cryptid)
@mudfire4.darkwo.ke
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid

Nonbinary Demigirl | Cissexual Theyfab | Commie Pinko | Antizionist Jew

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This entire thread is good, but this specific post highlights the thing that’s the most infuriating to me

These 2 screenshots are a different agent entirely from the one Chad is referring to, but it’s the exact same concept of using terms for marginalized identities for lines of code instead

1/4
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I often remember how I did this to my computer (it was my 1st personal 1 so I was way more reckless than I was w/the family 1) trying to download a thing that would give me a cool curser that looked like a raven
Everything gone, but somehow AOL could not be deleted. That shit was permanent lmao
February 12, 2026 at 9:26 AM
His company owns 7 of the chinooks & I’ve seen one drop water irl & it’s absolute crazy how much it can hold

(Photo not mine)
February 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Same vibes
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Lmao shit this is also probably why I’m exhausted
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
lmao y’all I’m watching the actual good half time on this tiny ass 27 inch inch tv while the toilet paper USA one is on the 90 inch tv
My boyfriend and I are the only ones watching the good show 💀
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
What cursed abomination do y’all think we’re gonna get this year?
We had the Tubi flesh cowboy hat horrors
I’m personally hoping for a return of the Mt Dew Seal seal
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Rudy vaguely brought up bits of it & the comments were all on top of it with the receipts! Even Paul asked about it & folks dropped screens to him too

Heika also blocked after her comment & called out the behavior too

So I’m def glad people weren’t letting it slide
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I also found this while I was searching lmao
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 AM
FOUND IT
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 AM
& a 2nd account to add is her friend who is defending everything she’s saying & telling anyone who calls out the transphobia that they have bad reading comprehension

Last screen is a dif convo, but bonus “I have a trans friend” about voting for N3wsom
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I blocked her yesterday, so apologies if you already added her since then! But easybakedoven(.)bsky(.)social def qualifies
She’s been crashing out hard & getting more transphobic with each post
February 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Also btw, this “lovely” person is also now going to bat for Kim & telling any trans person who calls her transphobic that they have poor reading comprehension & that TERF is an insult 🤦🏻‍♀️ Incase you didn’t catch it due to blocking Kim!

(Screenshot from a diff convo but lol “I have a trans friend”)
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This is such an embarrassing thing to even bother sending to people in an email
Like sorry are y’all really trying to brag that you’re gonna save me a whole $8 PG&E when my apartment’s electricity bill is over $300 each month???
That’s not a noticeable decrease!!
February 6, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I have some additional memes for your future endeavors that you may enjoy
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 AM
No new pictures; where are you at mentally?
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Got one for you! May already be on the list, they’re on a diff list I use so it only shows me that one when I look at the account
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
But also consider:
February 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
If anyone wants to preemptively block them, these 2 accounts have been spending the last several weeks name searching Gaim*n & posting links to the various substacks

They’re even necro-ing posts that are like 3 years old just to argue

Do yourself a favor & block in advance
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
An absolute UNIT of a worm

[picture of the worm behind the warning]
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
[pictures of the worm behind the warning]
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Now watching
Because I want to feel bad apparently

(Really we just want to see how the NIN score works with the actual movie)

So here’s my live skeet thread
Spoilers ahead (although I’m guessing I’m just gonna be saying “This sucks” repeatedly)
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Like I only have it at night, but it is every night
So is everyone else just doing WAY WAY WAY more than me? Or does my body just not care about having it?

For reference, when I was eating edibles it was like 20-30mg a night
When I smoke it’s 1 or 2 of these bowls full, ground up so it holds more
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Oh hell yeah, this like I got today is already paying off
Bring on the jerrification! 😎
January 29, 2026 at 10:08 AM