Michael Hawkins
@mshawkin.bsky.social
Hoosier in Seattle since 2021. Randy Newman once told me he liked the way I saw the world. I love all weird 70s and 80s music and movies, and video games. That's my cat. His name is Waffles
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December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Sonic Youth
Wire
My Bloody Valentine
Gang of Four
Lou Reed
Sonic Youth
Wire
My Bloody Valentine
Gang of Four
Lou Reed
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
David Bowie
Warren Zevon
The Who
Pink Floyd
B-52s
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Paul McCartney
Rush
The Police
Metallica
Korn
Paul McCartney
Rush
The Police
Metallica
Korn
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Sonic Youth
Wire
My Bloody Valentine
Gang of Four
Lou Reed
Sonic Youth
Wire
My Bloody Valentine
Gang of Four
Lou Reed
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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I think about this comic a lot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think about this comic a lot.
This is obscene to visitors from British Columbia to Washington State. I hate everything about this.
The National Park Service says it is going to start charging international tourists an extra $100 to enter popular parks. They will be left out of fee-free days, reserved for American residents. n.pr/48CbbII
National Parks to raise fees by $100 for international tourists to popular U.S. parks
The National Park Service says it is going to start charging international tourists an extra $100 to enter popular parks. They will be left out of fee-free days, reserved for American residents.
n.pr
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is obscene to visitors from British Columbia to Washington State. I hate everything about this.
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Does our subject still wear pink socks?
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Does our subject still wear pink socks?
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Panic is temporary...existential dread is forever
Scientists have debunked a viral news report claiming Mount Rainier is experiencing seismic tremors. Here's what's actually happening.
No, Mount Rainier isn’t about to erupt. Seattle scientists debunk rumors
Scientists have debunked a viral news report claiming Mount Rainier is experiencing seismic tremors. Here's what's actually happening.
bit.ly
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Panic is temporary...existential dread is forever
I know it's not an orange cat subreddit, but there's a board dedicated to black cats with airplane ears and it's called STEALTH BOMBERS
There are several Reddit boards devoted to orange cats and their essential orange-ness (this is hard to explain unless you’ve experienced it personally) and I can’t recommend them highly enough.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I know it's not an orange cat subreddit, but there's a board dedicated to black cats with airplane ears and it's called STEALTH BOMBERS
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Trump's line about the murdered Jamal Khashoggi—"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about....Things happen."—is truly heinous. It's evil.
The president of the United States said that. In the nauseatingly gilded Oval Office. Next to the dictator who ordered the killing.
The president of the United States said that. In the nauseatingly gilded Oval Office. Next to the dictator who ordered the killing.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump's line about the murdered Jamal Khashoggi—"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about....Things happen."—is truly heinous. It's evil.
The president of the United States said that. In the nauseatingly gilded Oval Office. Next to the dictator who ordered the killing.
The president of the United States said that. In the nauseatingly gilded Oval Office. Next to the dictator who ordered the killing.
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
Researchers have captured video footage of wild wolves in British Columbia pulling crab traps out of the sea by their lines to eat the bait inside, in the first evidence of possible tool use by the animals.
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
B.C. wolves use line to pull up crab traps in first possible tool use by species
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MiniDisc deserved better
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
MiniDisc deserved better
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't do any of this.
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We've seen enough. Katie Wilson is the next Mayor of Seattle.
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We've seen enough. Katie Wilson is the next Mayor of Seattle.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM