Michael Saulters
msaulters.bsky.social
Michael Saulters
@msaulters.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?

Former film critic Slackerwood/AICN
Random skeeter of eclectia. I try to be interesting, or insightful, or funny, but prone to failure. Gaymer. Currently collecting uranium glass.
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Ahem
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.

They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I buy this head canon honestly.
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They fucking arrested Marilyn. There is no pit deep enough, no hell hot enough for these assholes.
📍 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃, 𝐖𝐀:

Elaine Miles, a Native American actor, says she was stopped by ICE while walking to a bus stop — agents dismissed her legally issued tribal ID as “fake,” refused to verify it, tried to take her phone, and only released her after she was detained. #AbuseOfPowerWatch
Native American actor says she was detained by ICE officers who said tribal ID ‘looked fake’
Elaine Miles of Northern Exposure was stopped by four masked men in Seattle while walking to bus stop
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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This is a staggering cool JWST image of one of the most terrifying star systems I have ever seen. Apep is a monster… *three* monsters, actually, and blasting out radiation and dust and junk at speeds to freeze the soul.

Read all about it!

badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/a-ridiculo...

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A ridiculously jaw-dropping JWST image of a fantastically terrifying star system
Apep consists of three immense and immensely powerful stars blasting out a fierce dusty wind
badastronomy.beehiiv.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Ahem
Melania Trump didn't qualify for an EB-1 visa and was paid for modeling in the U.S. in 1996 while on a tourist visa, which doesn't allow employment. Working on this visa is fraud and also disqualifies her. She also lied about work history on her immigration application,which is NATURALIZATION FRAUD.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
In this house, we'll have no
Defaming
Slut shaming
Victim blaming
Dead naming
War gaming
Shrew taming
Comment flaming
Nor
Grammar maiming
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You're breaking bad, Charlie Brown
In Another Life, I Would Have Really Liked Doing Laundry and Taxes with You, Charlie Brown
Your Vice Is A Locked Door and Only I Have The Key, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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evergreen alas
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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MIT engineers have designed a programmable drug-delivery patch that could help the heart heal after a heart attack. The flexible hydrogel patch mimics the body’s own healing timeline, restoring heart function far more effectively than traditional treatments. buff.ly/2Cbzjg9
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A new patch could help to heal the heart
MIT engineers have developed a flexible drug-delivery patch that can be placed on the heart after a heart attack to help promote healing and regeneration of cardiac tissue.
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Missing CARNIVALE more than ever. HBO fucked up canceling that.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Just finished replacing my 30 year-old burned-out garbage disposal, and this is how I feel.
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Discover & share this blizzard pulls GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.
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November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Doctors in China have used lab-grown insulin-producing cells to treat a woman with type 1 diabetes. The cells were made from her own tissue. A year after the transplant, her blood sugar remains normal without medication. buff.ly/1EpCowD
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Transplantation of chemically induced pluripotent stem-cell-derived islets under abdominal anterior rectus sheath in a type 1 diabetes patient
Chemically induced stem-cell-derived islets were transplanted beneath the abdominal anterior rectus sheath in one patient with type 1 diabetes, resulting in tolerable safety and promising restoration…
buff.ly
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Johnson has the smallest majority in ever. If we think lil’ MAGA Mike Johnson is panicking now just you wait till @aftynbehn.bsky.social flips her US House seat blue on 12/2/25.

Follow, amplify, donate, volunteer for her. TN 07 voters check registration, make a voting plan and vote!
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Win win win
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Alert on iPhone: You need to sign in to view Teams messages
Teams: Enter this code in the authenticator to sign in
Authenticator: Enter this code in the authenticator to sign in
Teams thinks it's the authenticator or the authenticator thinks it's Teams but either way I get stuck. FU Microsoft.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
2nd episode of Welcome to Derry and scariest thing is the teachers. REALLY need to see Pennywise make am appearance. And it just doesn't have the innocence and charm of King's source material. Just too dark, too mean for me. Just trying too hard to be gross.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM