Michael Saulters
@msaulters.bsky.social
I'm just this guy, you know?
Former film critic Slackerwood/AICN
Random skeeter of eclectia. I try to be interesting, or insightful, or funny, but prone to failure. Gaymer. Currently collecting uranium glass.
He/Him/Royal We
Former film critic Slackerwood/AICN
Random skeeter of eclectia. I try to be interesting, or insightful, or funny, but prone to failure. Gaymer. Currently collecting uranium glass.
He/Him/Royal We
He should be impeached and jailed for the murdering war criminal he is.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
He should be impeached and jailed for the murdering war criminal he is.
They should have cast Tim Meadows.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
They should have cast Tim Meadows.
I love that the splat for FUCK MY SON looks like a green anus. Good branding.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I love that the splat for FUCK MY SON looks like a green anus. Good branding.
Film a reaction video. It's a gut-punch.
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Film a reaction video. It's a gut-punch.
It's among my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's among my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
...and there will never be another group of people so uniquely adapted to function across the generations yet so desperately powerless to fix any of the problems they've caused or have yet to bring about. At best, we'll be the survivors crawling out of the rubble.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
...and there will never be another group of people so uniquely adapted to function across the generations yet so desperately powerless to fix any of the problems they've caused or have yet to bring about. At best, we'll be the survivors crawling out of the rubble.
Cameras and AI apps fail to work correctly for Black people because they're calibrated for white people. Same with these dumb age quizzes. They don't take into account the generation/decades-spanning nature of Gen X....
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cameras and AI apps fail to work correctly for Black people because they're calibrated for white people. Same with these dumb age quizzes. They don't take into account the generation/decades-spanning nature of Gen X....
Right alongside the full unredacted Epstein files.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Right alongside the full unredacted Epstein files.
Kind of like the debate over whether Evil Dead II is a sequel or a remake.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Kind of like the debate over whether Evil Dead II is a sequel or a remake.
The last 6 flights I've been on all asked people to check bags at the gate b/c they wouldn't have enough overhead bin space. They offered free drinks as an incentive.
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The last 6 flights I've been on all asked people to check bags at the gate b/c they wouldn't have enough overhead bin space. They offered free drinks as an incentive.
Whoa, man. That's like $16 worth of comics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Whoa, man. That's like $16 worth of comics.
Same question, but Fifth Element.
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Same question, but Fifth Element.
Epic. One of the best things ever made for TV. When they canceled it, I dumped HBO for a decade and a half.
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Epic. One of the best things ever made for TV. When they canceled it, I dumped HBO for a decade and a half.
Because it wasn't as Fran, Philippa and Peter wished.
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Because it wasn't as Fran, Philippa and Peter wished.
I haven't been able to find it in the convenient resealable cannister for years. :(
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I haven't been able to find it in the convenient resealable cannister for years. :(
Struck in the nuts by a stray golf ball, falls over, hits head on rock.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Struck in the nuts by a stray golf ball, falls over, hits head on rock.
Choking on a chicken nugget
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Choking on a chicken nugget