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aiming to be at least 80% silicone and steel by 2040
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You're probably here because my comment sent you to the beach that makes you old
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I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
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I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
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it’s weird how the international conservative conspiracy is everywhere a traitor to its host country
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 AM
it’s weird how the international conservative conspiracy is everywhere a traitor to its host country
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the uk is never ever going to beat the widely-felt, bipartisan "at least we're not the uk" sentiment. not being the uk might be the last good value america winds up having
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
the uk is never ever going to beat the widely-felt, bipartisan "at least we're not the uk" sentiment. not being the uk might be the last good value america winds up having
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I'm sick and tired of this shit man. I am tired of subsidizing these people's lives and then having to hear about how mean we're being to them by telling them not to scream the n word at their other white neighbors
NYTimes has truly outdone itself with this latest in its "ask white guys in diner" genre. Thank goodness we get a perspective on what's happening in Minneapolis from people in **Nisswa** who probably mean Brainerd when they say they "prefer not to go the city anymore" www.nytimes.com/2026/01/15/u...
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm sick and tired of this shit man. I am tired of subsidizing these people's lives and then having to hear about how mean we're being to them by telling them not to scream the n word at their other white neighbors
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i think we need to jail company executives that say/do things like this
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
i think we need to jail company executives that say/do things like this
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Look I’m as right wing as they come but I have sincere questions about Christian kids in high school sports. God’s always helping them and that isn’t fair. That’s why I support common sense legislation to keep them locked in tiny cages under the school where other students can poke them with sticks.
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Look I’m as right wing as they come but I have sincere questions about Christian kids in high school sports. God’s always helping them and that isn’t fair. That’s why I support common sense legislation to keep them locked in tiny cages under the school where other students can poke them with sticks.
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Great advice for the present moment too.
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Great advice for the present moment too.
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let's all celebrate scott adamses life by watching the real episode of dilbert where dilbert gets pranget
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
let's all celebrate scott adamses life by watching the real episode of dilbert where dilbert gets pranget
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Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Prison for all ICE scumbags. Misogynist, racist, fascist losers who’ve been told they’re above the law. They all need to be thrown in a fucking dungeon for life.
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Needs to be stressed that although Scott Adams died, Dilbert is still very much alive and he’s out there somewhere right now, scared
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Needs to be stressed that although Scott Adams died, Dilbert is still very much alive and he’s out there somewhere right now, scared
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on this, the day of his passing, let us remember Scott Adams’ greatest contribution to society
that’s right: the Dilberito, which - per its illustrious creator - “made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail”
that’s right: the Dilberito, which - per its illustrious creator - “made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail”
In memory of the Dilberito, a stomach-ruining Dilbert tie-in once called "the blue jeans of food"
In memory of the Dilberito, a stomach-ruining Dilbert tie-in once called "the blue jeans of food"
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January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
on this, the day of his passing, let us remember Scott Adams’ greatest contribution to society
that’s right: the Dilberito, which - per its illustrious creator - “made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail”
that’s right: the Dilberito, which - per its illustrious creator - “made you fart so hard your intestines formed a tail”
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RIP Dilbert, dead after complications from getting sucked into a copy machine tie-first
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
RIP Dilbert, dead after complications from getting sucked into a copy machine tie-first
I will forever associate Dilbert with this comic www.smbc-comics.com/comic/requie...
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I will forever associate Dilbert with this comic www.smbc-comics.com/comic/requie...
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 AM
The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.
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In the Inferno, Dante claims that a human being can commit a sin so grievous that their soul is immediately pulled down to the deepest layer of hell, & a demon takes control of their body until they die.
That’s what happens to every ICE agent when they sign their contract. There’s no soul left.
That’s what happens to every ICE agent when they sign their contract. There’s no soul left.
ICE beat a U.S. Marine Veteran, telling her: “Have you not learned? This is why we killed that lesbian bitch!”
Credit to @statuscoupnews.bsky.social for the interview.
Credit to @statuscoupnews.bsky.social for the interview.
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 AM
In the Inferno, Dante claims that a human being can commit a sin so grievous that their soul is immediately pulled down to the deepest layer of hell, & a demon takes control of their body until they die.
That’s what happens to every ICE agent when they sign their contract. There’s no soul left.
That’s what happens to every ICE agent when they sign their contract. There’s no soul left.
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I will die with hatred in my heart for the elites of this era and how much their cravenness has damaged the world
My crank opinion is that like 85% of the bad shit going on now would have been avoided if elites had held the line that it's the Gulf of Mexico.
January 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I will die with hatred in my heart for the elites of this era and how much their cravenness has damaged the world
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China uses its wealth developing shit like this, meanwhile we spend ours recruiting an army of wheezing racist chuds to murder moms and tear gas schoolchildren
NEW: China is testing a megawatt-scale airborne wind system that captures stronger high-altitude winds, potentially producing up to 10× more energy with 40% less material and 30% lower costs. It could also be quickly deployed to supply emergency power after disasters.
January 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
China uses its wealth developing shit like this, meanwhile we spend ours recruiting an army of wheezing racist chuds to murder moms and tear gas schoolchildren