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mrjacquel.bsky.social
@mrjacquel.bsky.social
Baptized in stranger's sweat and cheap beer
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Thanks for coming everyone! Real good progress on the Desecrated Saint, and even got 2025's Lemon Pig affixed to a base so he can be used as a Turnip28 Lump!
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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I asked a rodeo producer if the sport modernizes. Yes, he told me. Instant replay… and more and more spectacle.

He wasn’t kidding.

Tonight at the Denver Coliseum:
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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'i want to play a 5e game'
'yes....'
'set in the modern day in this very city'
'yessss.....'
'where a central aspect is players having to conceal their magic nature from normal people'
'YESSS'
'in the face of a force characterized by unnatural hunger'
'YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!'
'its DnD'
'nO!'
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Hey guys, look! After playing Quake Brutalism Jam 3, I decided to open up TrenchBroom and see what Quake level editing is like these days.

This is way more intuitive than the old days with Hammer and Qed. I made a little brutalist buttress element!

(Thanks to @makkon.bsky.social for the textures!)
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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firm believer that 75% of posts should not be big important thoughts. countrymen lend me your housekeeping tasks, your handicrafts, your sandwich posts
January 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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hi grandpa
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Seeing what sweet treats the Ninja Creami subreddit is cooking up.
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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This is x10 funnier when you know that Jack Daniels has been bleeding out in no small part because Trump’s rhetoric and tariffs towards Canada
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.

Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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In spite of the atrocities I think the posting on this website has been better than ever. The light of goofing has not been extinguished.
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
April 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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I can't wait to ruin everyone's day
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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36. We have plumbed the depths of "weird fiction" as it relates to surrealist landscapes, unanswered questions that shouldn't have been asked in the first place, and "unsettlement" that betrays privilege. The era of surreal post-apocalyptic fantasy-horror novels should re-emerge now.
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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logos I made in 2025, I’ll be using this app more this year
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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You can’t tell me I’m washed up because I’m a scientist
just tell some funny jokes, ricky
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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"why doesn't this person just sell out? They'd make more money that way". Capitalism rots your brain istg

Throwback to the time my mom suggested that I go back in the closet on YouTube when I was talking about how being trans made my old audience turn on me
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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the place now also serves basically all the chihuahua staples, puerco verde, pollo poblano, chile colorado, etc
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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You may have heard of Enheduanna, the princess, priestess, and poet who is also the earliest named author in history.

Well, a tiny broken artefact made of lapis lazuli preserves the name of Ilum-pālil, her hairdresser. It is a fragmentary cylinder seal, excavated from a tomb in the city of Ur.
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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chase rare
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Dude if getting your tits blown off is not a good enough reason for the TBQ guy to not respond to 2000+ submissions personally and by hand, which no legacy pub does at all, then what is???
(Congrats)
No but for real I had no idea I was going to have top surgery in October when we put out the call in April. I'm coming for you and your lettuce shreds of hope I swear.
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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It's weird, but I really do have a policy to always repost pictures of this asshat.
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 9:03 PM