MrComfyChair
@mrcomfychair.bsky.social
I don't want to do anything ever
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Corndogs are Meat Twinkies
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Corndogs are Meat Twinkies
if i didn't let the intrusive thoughts win, i wouldn't get anything done
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 AM
if i didn't let the intrusive thoughts win, i wouldn't get anything done
saying "what" in increasing pitch and volume each day the past week when looking at forecasted snow totals
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 AM
saying "what" in increasing pitch and volume each day the past week when looking at forecasted snow totals
if you ever need help with the little quiz that shows up on your windows lock screen, the answer is always "penis"
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 AM
if you ever need help with the little quiz that shows up on your windows lock screen, the answer is always "penis"
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#CursedZillow stream is back!
www.twitch.tv/geop
This image is unrelated, but it found its way into my Zillow Horrors folder somehow
www.twitch.tv/geop
This image is unrelated, but it found its way into my Zillow Horrors folder somehow
January 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
#CursedZillow stream is back!
www.twitch.tv/geop
This image is unrelated, but it found its way into my Zillow Horrors folder somehow
www.twitch.tv/geop
This image is unrelated, but it found its way into my Zillow Horrors folder somehow
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Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
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napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
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honestly… can we give it up for sauces❔🙌💯 reskeet if you love sauces 😎🤙
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
honestly… can we give it up for sauces❔🙌💯 reskeet if you love sauces 😎🤙
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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ok this year is already getting old
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
ok this year is already getting old
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imagining a license plate:
Indiana
Absolutely Not
Indiana
Absolutely Not
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
imagining a license plate:
Indiana
Absolutely Not
Indiana
Absolutely Not
this was where the early web was going and somehow we fucked it all up
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
this was where the early web was going and somehow we fucked it all up
me who saves memes without ever changing their filenames so they're all like sjdk98vhjaqoe732sl2pjqme9dnc.jpg: why can't i find this meme i saved
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
me who saves memes without ever changing their filenames so they're all like sjdk98vhjaqoe732sl2pjqme9dnc.jpg: why can't i find this meme i saved
going back in time to give someone in the 12th century a lofthouse cookie to eat and watching it blow their fucking mind apart
December 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
going back in time to give someone in the 12th century a lofthouse cookie to eat and watching it blow their fucking mind apart
i may have liked your post because it was funny or i may have liked it because i thought about it for an inordinately long time or maybe it's both. and you'll never know which one
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
i may have liked your post because it was funny or i may have liked it because i thought about it for an inordinately long time or maybe it's both. and you'll never know which one
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ME: i love pizza
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ME: i love pizza
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
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All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
me watching any video where they put fake camera graphics on the screen: no way in hell you're using an f-stop of 2.8
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
me watching any video where they put fake camera graphics on the screen: no way in hell you're using an f-stop of 2.8
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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Many people’s main concern is whether or not they have heard a peep
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Many people’s main concern is whether or not they have heard a peep
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[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[gonzo voice] and the Grink, who was NOT there,
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“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw