Morgan Brown
@morganbrown.bsky.social
A type of megafauna found in Southern California.
Lead Quest Designer on #DiabloIV: Lord of Hatred.
Lead Quest Designer on #DiabloIV: Lord of Hatred.
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i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Behold! I'm very proud of my team and the great work they've done, and I'm very excited for Diablo fans to sink their teeth into this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpaz...
Diablo IV | Lord of Hatred | Official Release Date Cinematic
YouTube video by Diablo
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Behold! I'm very proud of my team and the great work they've done, and I'm very excited for Diablo fans to sink their teeth into this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpaz...
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"I'll burn down your house" - legally actionable, boring, common
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
"I told the trees about you" - legally acceptable, foreboding, unsettling, the plants know your name and hate you
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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That much money financing games by actual game developers would have financed 150+ of the highest budget AAA games, and the several orders of magnitude more jobs to produce them. Instead it was burned failing to produce advertiser-safe Second Life.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
That much money financing games by actual game developers would have financed 150+ of the highest budget AAA games, and the several orders of magnitude more jobs to produce them. Instead it was burned failing to produce advertiser-safe Second Life.
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you gotta watch the incest coffee ad at least once a year. otherwise we risk losing it. this is called oral history and we need you to participate
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you gotta watch the incest coffee ad at least once a year. otherwise we risk losing it. this is called oral history and we need you to participate
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"the full text of moby dick will not fit on your body it's like 700 pages long" says the tattoo artist. but she is wrong. I will grow
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"the full text of moby dick will not fit on your body it's like 700 pages long" says the tattoo artist. but she is wrong. I will grow
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
Who up Plurin they bus?
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Who up Plurin they bus?
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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These are my favorite Bourdain tweets
![Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 7/19/18
BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is. CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food.
BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing?
CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice
cream.
BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e53k7tya42bgurd3cucp34a7/bafkreigmpz6sqhterfghlejdpk3pdy2532kzezooc4wujkpbqcs3u2nceq@jpeg)
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
These are my favorite Bourdain tweets
Speaker Johnson: I assure you, Lavos takes no pleasure in draining Earth's energy until it dies. He simply must do it to produce enhanced spawn that can go to other planets and continue this cycle.
October 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Speaker Johnson: I assure you, Lavos takes no pleasure in draining Earth's energy until it dies. He simply must do it to produce enhanced spawn that can go to other planets and continue this cycle.
The loss of Jane Goodall hits particularly hard. Not just because of her impact and influence, but because she was one of the precious few who truly represented the best of us. A singular champion of good and hope, standing firm in the face of myriad devils wringing this world dry.
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The loss of Jane Goodall hits particularly hard. Not just because of her impact and influence, but because she was one of the precious few who truly represented the best of us. A singular champion of good and hope, standing firm in the face of myriad devils wringing this world dry.
Remember: You don't need to sign anything to attend a protest. Don't put your identity on an easily appropriated list of "enemies."
People who want this info may be well-meaning but naive, or flat out do not have your best interests at heart (and may actually be cops).
Just go and be safe.
People who want this info may be well-meaning but naive, or flat out do not have your best interests at heart (and may actually be cops).
Just go and be safe.
September 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Remember: You don't need to sign anything to attend a protest. Don't put your identity on an easily appropriated list of "enemies."
People who want this info may be well-meaning but naive, or flat out do not have your best interests at heart (and may actually be cops).
Just go and be safe.
People who want this info may be well-meaning but naive, or flat out do not have your best interests at heart (and may actually be cops).
Just go and be safe.
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Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
March 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gordon Ramsey: I ordered steak tartare and you've brought me an omelette?
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
waiter: yeah, chef's a minotaur, he doesn't like doing steak
GR: jesus christ, can I speak with him?
[waiter starts to gather up his ball of string and disappears into the catacombs]
GR: *whispers* fuck me
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professor x looking into wolverines mind and seeing that he has eaten 12,000 hot dogs in his life and going oh my god
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
professor x looking into wolverines mind and seeing that he has eaten 12,000 hot dogs in his life and going oh my god
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom Festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was Kefka Palazzo using the Light of Judgment to cleave the lands in twain from atop his sinister tower.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was Kefka Palazzo using the Light of Judgment to cleave the lands in twain from atop his sinister tower.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths was a gang of youths playing halfcourt with a flaming basketball. One of them was dunking over a knocked out cop.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths was a gang of youths playing halfcourt with a flaming basketball. One of them was dunking over a knocked out cop.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
August 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom Festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was Kefka Palazzo using the Light of Judgment to cleave the lands in twain from atop his sinister tower.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was Kefka Palazzo using the Light of Judgment to cleave the lands in twain from atop his sinister tower.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.