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𝕿𝖔𝖒 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞 (𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞)
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𝕿𝖔𝖒 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞 (𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞) @moonworm666.bsky.social · Nov 15
Me scrolling through my Bluesky feed realising I could’ve freed myself from the psychic damage Xitter has been causing me for years months ago
Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave with an unreadable expression that seems to convey regret and relief in equal measures
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pbump.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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celestelabedz.bsky.social
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
c0nc0rdance.bsky.social c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · Dec 6
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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videogamebeach.bsky.social
Sea (Choro Q 2, PS1, Tamsoft, 1997)
June 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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bogbird.bsky.social
i bet being rolled feels so good for the dough
March 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man goes up to a another man with an eyepatch and says "if you don't mind me asking, how did you lose your eye?" The eyepatch man thinks to himself and recalls the events. An earlier version of him in a thought bubble is on the floor in the with his knees hiked up above his head. His says "I'm gonna do it. I'm finally gonna suck my oen dick." He then sticks his dick in his eye and shotus "AUGGH! I missed!" He points to the first man and says "I do mind you asking."
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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spacemacchiato.bsky.social
God
A picture of a dead humanoid creature, accompanied by text that reads: “One frigidly cold winter night on a highway in the Midwest, god was born. It was born like any other animal, writhing in a mess on the cold ground. Its skin still glistened with cosmic afterbirth and its umbilical cord was still attached, reaching high into a cloudless night sky. After a few moments, God stood. Its frail legs quivered as they moved. Its membranous wings inched outward from within its back, reflecting the stars that sparkled above it. Its eyes opened wide, peering up at the vast empyrean it had once called its womb. As it unfurled, it sang a soft melody and as it sang, its body was enveloped in a blistering light. For a brief moment, God was aware. God saw its body and its surroundings. God felt the bite of the cold and the texture of the ground. God was alive. The front two tires broke its bones and the back two killed it. God laid there. A pile of viscera smeared across uneven concrete. The corpse would be hit thirty seven more times that night. By morning it was unrecognizable. Its holy flesh lay mixed with dirty snow, bits of tire and road salt. No scavenger, no matter how hungry, dared to pick at its divine flesh. God’s body, now indistinguishable from a sodium rich jerky, was peeled from the ground some three months later. Its blackened, sun bleached flesh barely held its form as it was thrown in a black plastic bag with three dead possums and half a deer. The bag was dropped off at a local landfill two hours later. A landfill where it would stay. God was born like any other animal. It died like one too. “
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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finnmattfour.bsky.social
Showa shenanigans
January 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
moonworm666.bsky.social
Absolutely yelling in the Tesco car park
December 29, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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massivextreme.bsky.social
Merry Christmas to all creatures
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
moonworm666.bsky.social
Why did he spin around like that?

EVILSPEAK (1981)
December 2, 2024 at 9:06 PM
moonworm666.bsky.social
With the magic of special effects even the most unlikely scenes can appear horrifyingly realistic

DREAM NO EVIL (1970)
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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emkawe.bsky.social
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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marinadove.bsky.social
dune prophecy is exactly what frank would want (evil women doing pussy magic)
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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ericafails.bsky.social
She can save me
A 23.63 oz or 670 g bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili crisp
November 15, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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dungeonbitch.bsky.social
Bsky:
September 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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darkuniverse.bsky.social
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
moonworm666.bsky.social
Me scrolling through my Bluesky feed realising I could’ve freed myself from the psychic damage Xitter has been causing me for years months ago
Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave with an unreadable expression that seems to convey regret and relief in equal measures
November 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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junlper.beer
they took the dick vein out of mars bars what has the world fucking come to
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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brandon.insertcredit.com
This guy used to be a fish
February 17, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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ernieluckman.bsky.social
The other site is reaching new levels of bot madness.
February 18, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A father instructs a child to "get in your giant robot mother." The child gets in the giant robot mother. His father shakes a fist at him from a platform and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The kid in the giant robot mother fights another giant over a cityscape. The other giant is labelled "your feelings." A person watching this program says "this is the greatest tv show I've ever seen."
February 14, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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decafjedi.com
The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
December 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM