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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 28

I love when train companies are like "thank you for travelling with [company]" girl we both know I didn't have a choice, its this or a 10hr coach

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 24

Keeping things in your phone case is intangible cultural heritage

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · Jul 16

Image of RFK Jr. with his mouth open and a cartoon speech bubble below him

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · Jul 16

FOOD ALRIGHT IF YOU LIKE STODGE & CUSTARD. MY HAIRDRYER IS REFUSING TO COOPERATE. DOING LOTS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS.

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Sage @sage-is-spicy.bsky.social · Jul 14

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · Jul 13

Pilot over the intercom: uhhhhhhh we are all just flesh. We exist so briefly.

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 14

This is what those fluffy moths would look like without wings

knife-wielding rabbit @lalalychee.bsky.social · Jul 13

treat seeker

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 14

I love when my landlady hides my cheap stuff in cupboards because it interferes with her aesthetic

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 14

Rip to every fucker on spareroom but I'm built different

emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 14

If I had a room to let on a website for letting rooms I would simply reply to my messages about the room so I could let the room

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 14

If I had a room to let on a website for letting rooms I would simply reply to my messages about the room so I could let the room

emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 12

I think it would be funny if the Scottish police hq was called England Yard but I think they probably hate us too much (understandable)

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Jul 12

frankly it’s misogynistic that the lady scream that’s in a ton of horror movies doesn’t have a name like the Wilhelm Scream

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 9

I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate renting I hate ren

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jul 1

This heat is not helping my "What if I smell really bad all the time and everyone's just being polite about it" paranoia

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · Jun 29

listen, I like the guy but this is unacceptable

Edited tweet from Zohran Mamdani saying "Byzantines not looking so "Constant" now lol", dated May 29, 1453.

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Andrea @valkyrie.hacker.gf · Jun 29

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

Acab includes ace ventura pet detecive

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Jun 28

Yeah i like dune part 2. dune part 2 my hair with a comb

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Jun 27

if you ever get by a venomous snake just bite it back and the venom will go through your body and back into the snake killing it

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

You got hors d'oeuvred

emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

This is like the evil version of the sending wedding invitations to rich people and companies thing

emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

It's genuinely a skill issue

emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

It hurts how bad people are at spotting AI, "oh but its so realistic now" everything is too smooth and symmetrical and brightly coloured please go outside and look at real objects and people

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

When the chile is pepper but the finna is gag

emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 28

It hurts how bad people are at spotting AI, "oh but its so realistic now" everything is too smooth and symmetrical and brightly coloured please go outside and look at real objects and people

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emily @emkawe.bsky.social · Jun 26

She stand on my business till I clock