Melody Fohr
@monkeypretzel.bsky.social
Always trying to learn before it's too late. Love Classic MST3K, RiffTrax, The Mads. Baseball fan, NJ native, CPTSD survivor, avid gardener, appreciator of old movies. Reposts puns. Tibby the Cat's human. Cherish the exquisite dumpster gravy of life.
If there was ever a red flag to check his phone and hard drives...
The Epstein files release bill just passed the House with only one nay vote -- Clay Higgins
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If there was ever a red flag to check his phone and hard drives...
Not every reporter is complicit with the Regime.
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Not every reporter is complicit with the Regime.
My new bra squeaks when I move. I think it's coming from the plastic clips on the shoulder straps but boy, is it annoying.
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My new bra squeaks when I move. I think it's coming from the plastic clips on the shoulder straps but boy, is it annoying.
TIL there was a record album in 1969 about the New York Mets featuring the Mets players singing, among them Nolan Ryan and Tom Seaver. (Tug McGraw and Yogi Berra I believe. But Nolan Ryan SINGING?!?)
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TIL there was a record album in 1969 about the New York Mets featuring the Mets players singing, among them Nolan Ryan and Tom Seaver. (Tug McGraw and Yogi Berra I believe. But Nolan Ryan SINGING?!?)
For once, I'm grateful to get the Tom Brady game instead of the Jonathan Vilma game. (Also helpful in understanding the majority of the country didn't see the interview.)
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
For once, I'm grateful to get the Tom Brady game instead of the Jonathan Vilma game. (Also helpful in understanding the majority of the country didn't see the interview.)
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FYI- if one of your Thanksgiving recipes calls for caramelized onions, start those today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
FYI- if one of your Thanksgiving recipes calls for caramelized onions, start those today.
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Jeanine Pirro’s batting average on convictions is lower than Bob Uecker’s
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Jeanine Pirro’s batting average on convictions is lower than Bob Uecker’s
The truck came a little while ago to to pick up the donation of Dad's clothing and shoes. That's another part of him gone for good, even though I kept a few pieces that have meaning to me. I cried. Still sniffling. I feel like there's something wrong with me, to be this broken. #grief #grieving
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Back in the 80s I worked at a hotel where we had a long term resident who we did not know had dementia until we had to go in his room for something and found post-it notes from his son everywhere saying things like "this is the bathroom" and "you are in a hotel".
Bringing this up for no reason.
Bringing this up for no reason.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Back in the 80s I worked at a hotel where we had a long term resident who we did not know had dementia until we had to go in his room for something and found post-it notes from his son everywhere saying things like "this is the bathroom" and "you are in a hotel".
Bringing this up for no reason.
Bringing this up for no reason.
If you grow up in New Jersey, you develop a finely tuned Bullshit Detector. Glad to see it worked for the majority of those who voted today.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you grow up in New Jersey, you develop a finely tuned Bullshit Detector. Glad to see it worked for the majority of those who voted today.
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A crow flew nearby. “Hello, Crow,” shouted Toad.
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A crow flew nearby. “Hello, Crow,” shouted Toad.
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The more I see people using "casted" instead of "cast" the more I realize that I am a grumpy old fart who only wants to see the language evolve in my preferred directions, nevertheless I will happily judge you for it if I catch you doing it, look, my dude, the accepted past tense is shorter okay
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The more I see people using "casted" instead of "cast" the more I realize that I am a grumpy old fart who only wants to see the language evolve in my preferred directions, nevertheless I will happily judge you for it if I catch you doing it, look, my dude, the accepted past tense is shorter okay
Yesterday I cleaned off flowerbeds, planted 3 dozen daffodil bulbs.
Today I painted trim around the picture window as well as an old wooden step ladder I'm making a plant rack out of.
I've been trying to keep busy. To not dwell.
It's not helping. I still feel so empty & guilty.
#grief #grieving
Today I painted trim around the picture window as well as an old wooden step ladder I'm making a plant rack out of.
I've been trying to keep busy. To not dwell.
It's not helping. I still feel so empty & guilty.
#grief #grieving
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Happy Halloween from your pals at RiffTrax!
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Happy Halloween from your pals at RiffTrax!
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If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If I may dril for a moment, you absolutely do not have to give Trump “credit” for anything, ever. The saying does not go “even a broken clock hires its own gestapo”
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John Carradine is at it again! The Face of Marble is here www.rifftrax.com/the-face-of-...
The Face of Marble
Dr. Charles Randolph (John Carradine) is a psychiatrist who dabbles in nutrition advice and bringing the dead back to life, with the help of his handsome new assistant. Randolph’s young wife is
www.rifftrax.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
John Carradine is at it again! The Face of Marble is here www.rifftrax.com/the-face-of-...
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Block it. Block anyone who reposts anything from it unless they are a truthful reporter/political figure, and maybe even block them, too. Ignore its existence. Do not give it any power or reach here.
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Block it. Block anyone who reposts anything from it unless they are a truthful reporter/political figure, and maybe even block them, too. Ignore its existence. Do not give it any power or reach here.
I am at the other end of the house, at least 30 feet away, and I can hear Tibby snoring. That cat sleeps harder, longer, and better than any cat I've ever known. #caturday
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I am at the other end of the house, at least 30 feet away, and I can hear Tibby snoring. That cat sleeps harder, longer, and better than any cat I've ever known. #caturday
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Nice write-up of our horror film DEAD MEDIA in the Star Tribune!
From the article: "Like The Cabin in the Woods, Dead Media exploits horror movie tropes while also having fun with them."
Article here: www.startribune.com/dead-media-j...
Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
From the article: "Like The Cabin in the Woods, Dead Media exploits horror movie tropes while also having fun with them."
Article here: www.startribune.com/dead-media-j...
Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nice write-up of our horror film DEAD MEDIA in the Star Tribune!
From the article: "Like The Cabin in the Woods, Dead Media exploits horror movie tropes while also having fun with them."
Article here: www.startribune.com/dead-media-j...
Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
From the article: "Like The Cabin in the Woods, Dead Media exploits horror movie tropes while also having fun with them."
Article here: www.startribune.com/dead-media-j...
Tix here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
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I don’t know why Trump has RFK Jr speaking on the sperm counts of teenage boys when Speaker Johnson is obviously the expert in MAGA.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I don’t know why Trump has RFK Jr speaking on the sperm counts of teenage boys when Speaker Johnson is obviously the expert in MAGA.
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Two years ago today I finished writing the first draft. Now the horror movie I directed, DEAD MEDIA, is premiering in just a few days. Tix and info here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Two years ago today I finished writing the first draft. Now the horror movie I directed, DEAD MEDIA, is premiering in just a few days. Tix and info here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com