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i am tired all of the time
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rufustsuperfly.bsky.social
RIP Peter Greene
Here he is helping to set up the entire tone of Justified in 3.45m
youtu.be/Ho2_c_LGZfk?...
Justified Opening Scene (Full HD)
YouTube video by Teller Morrow
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December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
mokey.bsky.social
there are 60 other people in this office but i feel so desperately alone. i want my mum. i want to be the person i was eight months ago again
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
mokey.bsky.social
thank you Amazon for offering me a christmas discount on a toilet frame i looked at but did not buy for my dying mother five months ago
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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pillowfort.bsky.social
[RONNIE BARKER VOICE] no, gamer wards. to ward off gamers.
December 13, 2024 at 12:00 PM
mokey.bsky.social
i'm trying very hard to engage with Christmas because i think trying to opt out entirely would be impossible, but everything about it seems calculated to hurt me right now
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man drinking at a bar puts on his fedora and says "welp, gotta get back to the ol' Ball and Chain. The man opens the doort to his apartment and there is a literal ball and chain situated near the doorway. The man enters the darkened room, illuminated only by the light of the hallway. A pause. The ball and chain says "you've been drinking again, haven't you?"
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
mokey.bsky.social
started crying out of absolutely nowhere a little bit ago. i fear grief is approaching critical mass due to christmas
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
mokey.bsky.social
i pretty much spend every weekend in bed now, awaiting death
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
mokey.bsky.social
make no mistake, when these worms finally age out of relevance any power they hold will be handed down to people who think exactly like them. there's no way to simply wait it out
pickwick.bsky.social pickwick @pickwick.bsky.social · 9d
15 years ago Lamont was a generic Labour drone - nothing impressive but not terrible either. Now her timeline on the Nazi site she still uses is just full-bore anti-trans hysteria with all her terf pals

Transphobia rots the brain and has truly ruined a generation of our middle-aged politicians
flyingrodent.bsky.social flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 9d
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
mokey.bsky.social
the world is becoming such a bitter and miserable place and i genuinely don't know if i want to continue living in it
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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jeremypeel.bsky.social
Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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hazelmonforton.com
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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ballotbox.scot
That MSPs are now openly saying stuff like this is chilling. "Controversial groups like LGBT Youth Scotland"? LGBTYS didn't need to be in my schools for me to be gay, but they sure as hell would have helped me avoid 9 years of fear and self-loathing if they had been. Despicable stuff.
Dr Pam Gosal MBE MSP @PamGosalMSP Parents are the primary guardians of their children and we must not strip them of their rights. While the intentions behind the Children (Withdrawal from Religious Education and Amendment of UNCRC Compatibility Duty) (Scotland) Bill are good, it risks stripping parents from their rights while also opening the back door to dangerous ideologies. Children are not old enough to do many things, but the Scottish Government think they are old enough to override their parents when it comes to religious education and observance. At the same time who is to say that some will not try to hijack this bill to bring in harmful ideologies such as gender ideology? Controversial groups such as LGBT Youth Scotland are already operating in primary schools, including in my area of East Dunbartonshire, and this legislation risks creating a scenario whereby schools can ignore the wishes of parents who wish to withdraw pupils from such teachings. That is why I voted ‘No’ on the general principles of this bill.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
mokey.bsky.social
more like... Stupid Party That Sucks
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
mokey.bsky.social
i envy people who can go to a restaurant without thoroughly researching the ordering process, where to collect, where do i stand etc. online beforehand
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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euan.bsky.social
“but if you stage a takeover surely Your Party will collapse”
“lol” said the SWP, “lmao”
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
mokey.bsky.social
i hate the weekends now. i genuinely wish i could work 7 days a week and just forget about everything
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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criminalsimpsons.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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katarinahunt.bsky.social
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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granitetide.bsky.social
they're talking about youse on here
Trending - Nuggets vs Rockets
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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nightmaremodego.bsky.social
Games will always be accidentally funny.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
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November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM