matte jones
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matte jones
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· Oct 22
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Joker: "Born to Post", sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Post" on your helmet and you wear a t-shirt that says "Posting is a form of self harm". What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
[Terrace House: Boys and Girls in the City, 2015]
Back when I worked at a sandwich shop and a customer was being particularly awful we would write mean things back to them with condiments.
So remember, if you're an ass to someone, you may end up mowing down on a "SCREW YOU" in BBQ sauce calligraphy.
So remember, if you're an ass to someone, you may end up mowing down on a "SCREW YOU" in BBQ sauce calligraphy.
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
[Terrace House: Boys and Girls in the City, 2015]
let's say the opposition is right and it's an insane idea - why can't this insane idea have the same space in discourse shared by the insane idea of "we have to treat the country's budget like a household" the last 20 years
The country wants a wealth tax on assets.
They're panicking because "won't the rich just leave" has been utterly debunked.
They've got no actual argument.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
They're panicking because "won't the rich just leave" has been utterly debunked.
They've got no actual argument.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
let's say the opposition is right and it's an insane idea - why can't this insane idea have the same space in discourse shared by the insane idea of "we have to treat the country's budget like a household" the last 20 years
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
if role is monsterous and chill, then it likely done by bill
though if charisma's being flexed, skarsgaard you see is named alex
though if charisma's being flexed, skarsgaard you see is named alex
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
if role is monsterous and chill, then it likely done by bill
though if charisma's being flexed, skarsgaard you see is named alex
though if charisma's being flexed, skarsgaard you see is named alex
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
on a recent trip i made the mistake of pointing out a really cool local bird to a much younger man. no quicker way to feel like an unc.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
on a recent trip i made the mistake of pointing out a really cool local bird to a much younger man. no quicker way to feel like an unc.
lad has said in a vid he made his idea go viral on tiktok and the most watched video on the channel is at 200k. man respect to creating your own reality but if that's considered viral then i need renegotiate my contract
guy on tiktok is trying to open a coffee shop where they only sell flat whites and it is perfect for being a hater on an economic level man. alright man what's your growth strategy. how do you increase per customer spend. they buy two coffees?
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lad has said in a vid he made his idea go viral on tiktok and the most watched video on the channel is at 200k. man respect to creating your own reality but if that's considered viral then i need renegotiate my contract
and you could have it all
my empire of jorts
my empire of jorts
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
and you could have it all
my empire of jorts
my empire of jorts
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
news voice will continue until morale improves
Sega has admitted sales of its games may be lower-than-expected due to players awaiting "definitive editions" before buying. https://bit.ly/4imXUqA
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
news voice will continue until morale improves
zack mate i know this is a big moment but retweeting everyone who's ever said anything nice about you smacks of being shown your auntie's holiday photos
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
zack mate i know this is a big moment but retweeting everyone who's ever said anything nice about you smacks of being shown your auntie's holiday photos
i once quoted someone and said if we're debating the effectiveness of satire in a movie that hasn't been in theatres for 30 years we should probably go do the dishes and during the ensuing series of replies i've never more wanted to have chosen to do my dishes instead of log on
PSA: if you quote post me first, you have formally invited me in
i abide by poster’s vampire rules
i abide by poster’s vampire rules
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i once quoted someone and said if we're debating the effectiveness of satire in a movie that hasn't been in theatres for 30 years we should probably go do the dishes and during the ensuing series of replies i've never more wanted to have chosen to do my dishes instead of log on
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
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He is not sorry
he ate the plum
you gave to me
for it was so
sweet
give me more
he ate the plum
you gave to me
for it was so
sweet
give me more
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
He is not sorry
he ate the plum
you gave to me
for it was so
sweet
give me more
he ate the plum
you gave to me
for it was so
sweet
give me more
Xbox Crocs
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Xbox Crocs
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I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
theres a tiktok ad i'm getting a lot of these two polite but over it actors being asked the kind of "what would you do if a gnome came in here and started screaming" tier junket stuff and you'll be surprised that no one is engaging with it
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
theres a tiktok ad i'm getting a lot of these two polite but over it actors being asked the kind of "what would you do if a gnome came in here and started screaming" tier junket stuff and you'll be surprised that no one is engaging with it
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It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
family guy themed smashing pumpkins cover band the world is a quagmire
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
family guy themed smashing pumpkins cover band the world is a quagmire
got up early in order to travel to Slough. what a reward.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
got up early in order to travel to Slough. what a reward.
a fun thing today on here of people accusing someone of making up a guy to get mad at. but a unique flip was people pretending the guy had a different opinion than he expressed, thereby making the people replying to it the ones making up a guy to get mad at.
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
a fun thing today on here of people accusing someone of making up a guy to get mad at. but a unique flip was people pretending the guy had a different opinion than he expressed, thereby making the people replying to it the ones making up a guy to get mad at.
they've clearly edited this for retention and speed when if the real game is any good it's about the tension inherent in the pacing, and it's making the whole thing come off like the fence jumping scene in taken 3
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
Shark Dentist - Official Gameplay Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
they've clearly edited this for retention and speed when if the real game is any good it's about the tension inherent in the pacing, and it's making the whole thing come off like the fence jumping scene in taken 3
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
youtu.be/rM1xMEUoCFg
the lad that does it again has once again, done it
EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum".
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...
The Messages Rockstar Saw Before Firing 34 Union Members
YouTube video by People Make Games
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the lad that does it again has once again, done it
bouncer that checks you for drugs and when you don't have any they're like. why. mate. it's fucking boring in there otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
bouncer that checks you for drugs and when you don't have any they're like. why. mate. it's fucking boring in there otherwise.
is that what the little pocket is for...?
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
is that what the little pocket is for...?