Meaner Variance
Meaner Variance
@moderationproblem.bsky.social
Free-range accountant.
Armchair political scientist.
Occasional Streamer
If you came to find out “Is this guy serious?” Probably no, but maybe very.
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Mine says "this guy does not wish to be cold"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
They are not going after Kelly because he said to obey only lawful orders. They are going after Kelly because, even without that comment, they believe the military is on the edge of rejecting their unlawful orders.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Someone said something unhinged and rather than engage, I just silently blocked them. This shows that I’ve grown as a person. Shower me with validation.
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’m now following a Dalek on BlueSky.
Happy Doctor Who Day!

On the left: my first time as a Dalek operator (for the BBC’s ‘30 Years in the TARDIS’ in 1993).

On the right: me, still doing it.

62 years for the show. 32 years for me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Again?
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Winner
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Thinking about the time my friends and I skipped school to go see the phantom menace when it premiered and somehow our principal figured it out and called us into his office but didn’t punish us because he also saw it and decided we’d been through enough
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Book deal. Talk show circuit. Boone’s Farm.
seeing people confidently stating that Greene is obviously going to run for senate or gov. certainly possible. I mean, the whole thing is a stunner to me. but looking at the statement, the calendar and the year, I'm kind of skeptical about that.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It’s all so, so fucking stupid. All the time.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
He’s delaminating before our eyes.
The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law.

This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Nor is he a man of facts.
Really just not much of a man at all.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“Things happen.” Really. If the question were about Charlie Kirk and someone said that, the right would be calling for their resignation or firing.
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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2025, a timeline…

1) this is gonna be our year
2) fuck
3) Thanksgiving
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Another of the many, many organizations failing to meet the moment.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Since I evidently still have the critical acclaim juice, if you know of anyone who needs a narrative/content/game designer with technical and management skills, 15 years of experience, acclaim in related fields, and has some other fancy awards like being a Forbes 30 under 30, I’m your guy!
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Hans! Snel!
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I bet at this point they could convince him he was the first person on the planet to invent single payer, and it is the sort of thing only a stable genius could do.
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I bet Dems could save healthcare by literally just passing a resolution to rename “Obamacare,” “Trumpcare.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Our season finale is tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:12pm on HBO!! And when we’re back in February? It may feel like we’ve been away for years! But keep in mind, that’s mostly because John is aging at an extreme pace. Months read like years on his face. It’s startling. Even to us.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My obsession with color-coding amortization tables makes me completely undateable. I’m going to dye a loan.
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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It occurs to me now that the discipline of history was not born out of reverence for the past, but rather out of somebody watching the people in charge make the most insane decisions and just being like “if I don’t write this down nobody’s ever gonna believe any of it happened”
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM