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Mikehausen ⚒️
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Kiwi living in South Devon. Dad of 2. Supporter of West Ham United. AEW fanatic. Harley Cameron superfan. Sprocker enthusiast. Twitter refugee seeking asylum #COYI #WAFM #WHUFC
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As i was reading this post, Brentford score their 2nd. Guess you have a point
That was amazing. Everyone should be grateful for neighbours like these
What it'll be like seeing West Ham on the way down as we pass Millwall coming up 😕
Sometimes I feel like there's only one English footballer's name I can recall who played before the turn of the century ... IAN CULVERHOUSE
At this point I'd recommend a Mrs Brown's Boys marathon over West Ham
I'm three times more Christian than this guy ever will be. And I'm an atheist
It suggests he had no idea what to do with our squad coming in, which makes you wonder why he took the job in the first place
Lucas Paqueta plays for Brazil. Make that make sense

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
Sky Sports elaborated on this at halftime. West Ham have conceded 3 more goals from corners at this stage of the season than ANY OTHER SIDE IN PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY! To quote a highly articulate 'high IQ' genius..... VERY VERY BAD!
Here's a fun stat. West Ham have conceded 3 times more goals from corners than any other side in the league. Not an exaggeration.

We have no chance of staying up with a defence this bad.

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
2-0 now. We've just conceded another goal from a corner.

We are a complete shambles

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
Look what you've done West Ham! Even Winston the good luck sprocker looks fed up watching this lot. Do you have any idea how hard it is to drain the enthusiasm out of this dog?

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
He has a 'what the hell have I gotten myself into?' look on him
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Squires’ greatest work - and it’s a high, high bar - becomes more prescient every year
I need to forget about how terrible West Ham are for a second. Here's one of my budgie chicks, 15 days old this one.

Nuno out! Budgie chick in!

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
This was the best match WCW produced in the Bischoff era
We are just not very good at football 😕
Here's a fun stat. West Ham have conceded 3 times more goals from corners than any other side in the league. Not an exaggeration.

We have no chance of staying up with a defence this bad.

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
2-0 now. We've just conceded another goal from a corner.

We are a complete shambles

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
2-0 now. We've just conceded another goal from a corner.

We are a complete shambles

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm
Ampadu trying to get the referee sent off
Todibo stood still ball watching after the initial save. That's dreadful defending. I'd trade that bloke for a new pair of shin pads

#WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm