✨Madz!✨
@mmedvsaa.bsky.social
they/them 🩷💜💙
🌿 all nature, no nurture 🌱
🌞 Sacramento, CA 🫶
👩🔬 biologist working in plant pathology 🧪
🌿 all nature, no nurture 🌱
🌞 Sacramento, CA 🫶
👩🔬 biologist working in plant pathology 🧪
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✨Madz!✨
@mmedvsaa.bsky.social
· Jan 6
Song of the Day
Playlist · Madz 🍀 · 152 items
open.spotify.com
k, since i’ve like officially stopped using twitter in the past year im moving my Song Of The Day thread here.
here’s the playlist so far, i certainly won’t post one EVERY day, but if there IS a definitive one on any given day, you bet your ass i’ll be posting it.
open.spotify.com/playlist/7M5...
here’s the playlist so far, i certainly won’t post one EVERY day, but if there IS a definitive one on any given day, you bet your ass i’ll be posting it.
open.spotify.com/playlist/7M5...
i want to inject the bridge of Arcturus Beaming by The Crane Wives straight into my veins dawg
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i want to inject the bridge of Arcturus Beaming by The Crane Wives straight into my veins dawg
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if anyone needs me i’ll be moving right along footloose and fancy free
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
if anyone needs me i’ll be moving right along footloose and fancy free
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“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things
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beautiful day for GUTTER
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
beautiful day for GUTTER
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me and my friends would've bludgeoned elf on a shelf with hammers i can tell you that much
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
me and my friends would've bludgeoned elf on a shelf with hammers i can tell you that much
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pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
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i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i've taken all the dick pills 7-11 has ever sold. i gotta wear a lead-lined condom or i get fleshlights pregnant. my phone number has a vein in the dash for the area code. enzyte sent a guy to get in touch and he had to fold my business card in half to fit it in his wallet. needed both hands
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Apple music replay is giving a real "we have spotify wrapped at home" energy
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Apple music replay is giving a real "we have spotify wrapped at home" energy
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it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
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I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
I named my fists Gilbert and Sullivan because they are slaves to duty
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
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motivational quote of the day
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
motivational quote of the day
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in Namibia
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
in Namibia
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the kid is not my son
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the kid is not my son
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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(loud enough to be captured on seismograph four thousand miles away) GO FISH
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
(loud enough to be captured on seismograph four thousand miles away) GO FISH
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i’m so full i could shit a horse
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i’m so full i could shit a horse
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happy new mighty nein episode i loved that they added beau noticing caleb's bandages
#criticalrole #themightynein
#criticalrole #themightynein
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
happy new mighty nein episode i loved that they added beau noticing caleb's bandages
#criticalrole #themightynein
#criticalrole #themightynein
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from “human sexual activity”
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
from “human sexual activity”