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Second year in a row where the Super Bowl sucks for a guy named Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Second year in a row where the Super Bowl sucks for a guy named Drake.
The Bad Bunny halftime show being followed up by the awful Svedka robot ad and the Mike Tyson MAHA ad has got to be one of the worst comedowns of all time
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
The Bad Bunny halftime show being followed up by the awful Svedka robot ad and the Mike Tyson MAHA ad has got to be one of the worst comedowns of all time
Did I just completely miss the title treatment to the Cliff Booth movie or did it not have one? I legit thought it was called “Coming Soon.”
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Did I just completely miss the title treatment to the Cliff Booth movie or did it not have one? I legit thought it was called “Coming Soon.”
Apologies to everyone who just got a follow notification from me. Blame Denny. It’s his fault.
Since today is a big sportsball day I thought I’d repost my guide to the Bluesky sports landscape (and how important it is to get sports enjoyers off the X platform).
badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
Your Guide To Bluesky, The Official App of Sports
Using the power of sports, we can extract people from the society-destroying influence of Elon Musk
badfaithtimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Apologies to everyone who just got a follow notification from me. Blame Denny. It’s his fault.
Me 5 minutes into THE HOUSEMAID:
wow they didn’t need to shade ‘Barry Lyndon’ like that.
Me 45 minutes into THE HOUSEMAID:
getting a lot of ‘Barry Lyndon’ vibes from this.
wow they didn’t need to shade ‘Barry Lyndon’ like that.
Me 45 minutes into THE HOUSEMAID:
getting a lot of ‘Barry Lyndon’ vibes from this.
February 7, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Me 5 minutes into THE HOUSEMAID:
wow they didn’t need to shade ‘Barry Lyndon’ like that.
Me 45 minutes into THE HOUSEMAID:
getting a lot of ‘Barry Lyndon’ vibes from this.
wow they didn’t need to shade ‘Barry Lyndon’ like that.
Me 45 minutes into THE HOUSEMAID:
getting a lot of ‘Barry Lyndon’ vibes from this.
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
NW (RIP Catherine O’Hara)
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
NW (RIP Catherine O’Hara)
Wang Chung soundtrack slaps, early Willem DaFoe performance is killer and it has one of the best car chases ever captured on film. Physical media heads, get this from Kino Lorber ASAP.
this is not a drill: To Live and Die in LA, one of the greatest crime films ever made, is on Criterion this month www.criterionchannel.com/stunts/seaso...
To Live and Die in L.A. - Stunts! - The Criterion Channel
Directed by William Friedkin • 1985 • United States
Starring William Petersen, Willem Dafoe, John Pankow
William Friedkin’s kinetic neonoir takes the ’80s action thriller to new heights of hyperstyli...
www.criterionchannel.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Wang Chung soundtrack slaps, early Willem DaFoe performance is killer and it has one of the best car chases ever captured on film. Physical media heads, get this from Kino Lorber ASAP.
Jesus Christ THAT was the Polanski cameo!?
![Excerpt from Isaac Choitner’s interview with Dante Spinotti regarding shooting the Melania Trump documentary
CHOITNER: I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role night already be filled. There are a lot of people who feel affection for Brett.
SPINOTTI: Yeah, yeah. Because he's a good kid.
EDITORIAL ASIDE: [In 2007's Paris-based "Rush Hour 3," Ratner gave a cameo to Polanski, who had fled to France after being accused of anally and vaginally raping a thirteen-year-old. He was later accused of sexually assaulting other teen-agers, which he denies. In the cameo, Polanski has a comic scene where he prepares to do an anal-cavity search of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:prdeygvrg4s6dobtaqg2wvr5/bafkreiebnvae5kk7rjjeivhqiivpnanrwqos772ppwmotrtt2l32utzfci@jpeg)
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Jesus Christ THAT was the Polanski cameo!?
No Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokupil?
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
No Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokupil?
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My assumption is, as with last time, Obama will step in the the moment the Timberwolves threaten to walk off the court and no sooner than that
January 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
My assumption is, as with last time, Obama will step in the the moment the Timberwolves threaten to walk off the court and no sooner than that
It’s so funny that no one rich or powerful likes him enough to let him borrow their private jet.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 AM
It’s so funny that no one rich or powerful likes him enough to let him borrow their private jet.
Jedi Council Member Yarael Poof coming out hard against undocumented immigrants on CNN smh
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Jedi Council Member Yarael Poof coming out hard against undocumented immigrants on CNN smh
Boondock Saints. You’re not a real cinephile if you haven’t seen it the way Troy Duffy intended: couch locked by the strongest indica your weed plug can muster, falling asleep and waking up to the DVD menu music looping, only for your dealer to start the movie over from the last scene they recall.
What is the movie you have seen the most times that you would say you do NOT like?
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Boondock Saints. You’re not a real cinephile if you haven’t seen it the way Troy Duffy intended: couch locked by the strongest indica your weed plug can muster, falling asleep and waking up to the DVD menu music looping, only for your dealer to start the movie over from the last scene they recall.
I drove almost two hours in rush hour traffic this week to go see my buddy’s film with a packed audience. If we want to see a movie we will
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I drove almost two hours in rush hour traffic this week to go see my buddy’s film with a packed audience. If we want to see a movie we will
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good
Emanuel doesn’t stand a chance of getting the nom, but if he does, Emanuel vs. Vance will be the fabled “50,000 Votes Election” that Felix has talked about on Chapo for the past two years
Rahm Emanuel is coming — whether Democrats like it or not.
Rahm Emanuel targets GOP and Dems as he tests 2028 campaign for president
The former Chicago mayor wants to lead a post-Trump "renewal wing" of the Democratic Party.
www.axios.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Emanuel doesn’t stand a chance of getting the nom, but if he does, Emanuel vs. Vance will be the fabled “50,000 Votes Election” that Felix has talked about on Chapo for the past two years
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Settings > Apps > Music > Animated Art > Off
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Settings > Apps > Music > Animated Art > Off
Then: FF7 Rebirth
Now : FF7 Rebirth
Shadow of the Erdtree is great, but the bosses still feel rather over-tuned and the overall package is pretty underwhelming. Metaphor was fun but fumbles the final act so hard it’s insane.
Now : FF7 Rebirth
Shadow of the Erdtree is great, but the bosses still feel rather over-tuned and the overall package is pretty underwhelming. Metaphor was fun but fumbles the final act so hard it’s insane.
Quote this with your favourite game from 2024, and whether that's changed from what you would have said a year ago
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations/early access/expansions count, remasters/ports don't. Remakes depend.
Two-way ties count.
For a fuller refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Then: FF7 Rebirth
Now : FF7 Rebirth
Shadow of the Erdtree is great, but the bosses still feel rather over-tuned and the overall package is pretty underwhelming. Metaphor was fun but fumbles the final act so hard it’s insane.
Now : FF7 Rebirth
Shadow of the Erdtree is great, but the bosses still feel rather over-tuned and the overall package is pretty underwhelming. Metaphor was fun but fumbles the final act so hard it’s insane.
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
UPDATE: After getting his foot stomped on by a Rube Goldberg machine invented by a mouse, Bolsonaro let out a “YEEEEEOOOOUUUCH!” Before tripping down the stairs and hitting his head on a birdcage. Two yellow birds were reportedly circling around his head on his way to the hospital.
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
UPDATE: After getting his foot stomped on by a Rube Goldberg machine invented by a mouse, Bolsonaro let out a “YEEEEEOOOOUUUCH!” Before tripping down the stairs and hitting his head on a birdcage. Two yellow birds were reportedly circling around his head on his way to the hospital.