Ian Karmel
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Standup. Writer. Trail Blazers fan. https://linktr.ee/iankarmel
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A year since T-Shirt Swim Club came out and I keep getting messages about how it helped folks feel less alone as a fat person and let them laugh at some of the ~horrors~

Check out the book Roxane Gay called:
“As charming and funny as it is poignant and thoughtful."

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T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People
Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People
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the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history
Trump is upfront in saying he will use the shutdown to punish Democrats, and here are the receipts. About $27.2 billion cut from Dem districts compared to about $0.7 billion in GOP districts.
We all complain about the media, but need this type of in-depth journalism.
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Trump Halts Billions in Grants for Democratic Districts During Shutdown (Gift Article)
The Trump administration has frozen or canceled nearly $28 billion primarily located in Democratic-led districts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com
Hahahaha, a perfect Portland day!
GO DUCKS! (thank you, buddy!)
They closed The Roxy, folks. It died like a dog. People come to me, so many people, they say "Where do I get disco fries at 3am?" And I say, no more. It's gone. Pancakes. Some people say pancakes, some say flapjacks, but they're gone. Cocaine in the bathroom, but not here, and it's gone.
Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."
He's so good. Just finished Stormy Weather. Taking a break with some Elmore Leonard and Sam Lipsyte so I don't just tear through his entire body of work in a few months!
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Putting a cape on a penguin won’t make it fly. We know that now.
I love Oregon... but brother... I hate running.
I don't worry about Trump's inflatable army infesting Portland the same way I don't worry about an ant crawling over a tree trunk. We've been here, we'll be here.
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The first five minutes of my last special is a correspondence from the war zone that is Portland, Oregon. Please send help.

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Ian Karmel | Comfort Beyond God's Foresight (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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This is the Kaleb Horton piece that deserved to make him the defining voice of today. He was an poet, a comic, and a cultural anthropologist who understood America on a soul-deep level.

It's his 2016 road trip to the Constitution Party's election convention in Utah.

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RIP Kaleb Horton. Goddamn.
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RIP Kaleb Horton, one of the most dazzling, funny, kind, & truly original writers to ever grace this endangered medium.

I was lucky enough to edit him for the most popular piece we ever did theLAnd. A strange poultry odyssey of true brilliance. thelandmag.com/pioneer-frie...
The Rise and Fall of Pioneer Chicken, the Last Great L.A. Chicken Shack
There are two Pioneer Chickens left in Los Angeles: One in Boyle Heights and one in Bell Gardens. I made it my mission to see both.
thelandmag.com