Mike Sumnoise
@mikeyreevesy.bsky.social
Mellow dramatic.
Enjoyer of Aldi Meatsters.
Bit of a twat really.
Enjoyer of Aldi Meatsters.
Bit of a twat really.
Radiohead & My Bloody Valentine in the space of 4 days. Both from a great distance. Nice ☺️
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Radiohead & My Bloody Valentine in the space of 4 days. Both from a great distance. Nice ☺️
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Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
This is quite something.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Even I thought this was one of mine!
This feels like a trap.
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This feels like a trap.
Looks like a bumper crop of solar panels this year, considering the lack of rain
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Looks like a bumper crop of solar panels this year, considering the lack of rain
Fings what I saw today
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fings what I saw today
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View from The Shard, London - October 2025
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
View from The Shard, London - October 2025
Happy Halloween! Hope you shit yourself but don't shit yourself 💀🎃🦇
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Happy Halloween! Hope you shit yourself but don't shit yourself 💀🎃🦇
Strands #607
“Good bones”
🦴🦴💀🦴
🦴🦴🦴🦴
Go me!
“Good bones”
🦴🦴💀🦴
🦴🦴🦴🦴
Go me!
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Strands #607
“Good bones”
🦴🦴💀🦴
🦴🦴🦴🦴
Go me!
“Good bones”
🦴🦴💀🦴
🦴🦴🦴🦴
Go me!
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Sensing the hand of fate, Nicholas Witchell rouses from his slumber
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Sensing the hand of fate, Nicholas Witchell rouses from his slumber
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If you MUST gender your toilets, then do it in style. I think this is nicely done typographically.
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
October 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you MUST gender your toilets, then do it in style. I think this is nicely done typographically.
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
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I think about this a lot.
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I think about this a lot.
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian.
[Scene is BBC BREAKFAST with two presenters and a guest on the sofa].
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PRESENTER:
Now - some disturbing new research has shown
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PRESENTER:
that as many as 10 non-Reform political parties may currently operating ‘under the radar’ across the UK.
[Show on screen logos for Greens, Lib Dems, Conservatives
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PRESENTER:
In the studio to discuss this, Nigel Farage
[We see the guest on the sofa is indeed Nigel Farage]
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PRESENTER:
Nigel, what’s your view?
FARAGE:
Well I think this very worrying.
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FARAGE:
And just another reason why we should ban all immigration.
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PRESENTER:
I won’t push back on that
FARAGE:
Absolutely!
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PRESENTER:
Funnily enough, this is what your new show’s about, isn’t it?
FARAGE:
Oop - plug time!
PRESENTER:
Ha ha
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FARAGE:
Yes it’s a 12-part BBC documentary called ‘In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One’.
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[Show on the TV screen Farage presenting a documentary series titled In Search Of The Political Parties That Aren’t My One. He is wearing his farmer's getup and looking dreamily at the UK from hillsides, visiting pubs and chatting with the locals, etc]
FARAGE:
It’s a really emotional journey
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FARAGE:
with lots of dreamy footage of me looking relatable...
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FARAGE:
as I answer the question:
*Am I the only option for Britain?*
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[Cut back to studio]
PRESENTER:
I won’t push back on that
FARAGE:
Absolutely!
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Thought this was one of those Glastonbury festival aerial photos.
This is the most detailed view of a human cell..
This is so mesmerizing.
This is so mesmerizing.
October 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Thought this was one of those Glastonbury festival aerial photos.
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Aah Wales, never change ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Aah Wales, never change ❤️
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
www.stereogum.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
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NEWS! Prince Andrew to keep the title of 'Randy Andy' newsthump.com/2025/10/17/p...
Prince Andrew to keep the title of ‘Randy Andy’
Prince Andrew is to lose his royal titles, but will keep the official moniker of ‘Randy Andy’, according to Palace officials. The move comes following prolonged speculation about his re…
newsthump.com
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
NEWS! Prince Andrew to keep the title of 'Randy Andy' newsthump.com/2025/10/17/p...
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Going to travel back in time to 1985 to show people what's in the news 40 years from then.
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Going to travel back in time to 1985 to show people what's in the news 40 years from then.
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hey girl are you runaway train by soul asylum cuz ive been trying to avoid you but you just keep popping up out of nowhere to ruin the mood
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
hey girl are you runaway train by soul asylum cuz ive been trying to avoid you but you just keep popping up out of nowhere to ruin the mood
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