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the winter of our diss content
The best part about the new kickoff is if like only two defenders miss then it's probably a touchdown
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The best part about the new kickoff is if like only two defenders miss then it's probably a touchdown
a bills love story, you say?
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
a bills love story, you say?
Well I suppose the red zone can do what the bills defense could not
Texans should run it until they stop it
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well I suppose the red zone can do what the bills defense could not
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This Bills defense would give me an aneurysm if I was a fan yeesh
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This Bills defense would give me an aneurysm if I was a fan yeesh
The dreaded 3rd/4th And Short That Leads To A Huge Play
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The dreaded 3rd/4th And Short That Leads To A Huge Play
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Another scenario in which men and beers are easily interchangeable and the statement remains true.
Fine, I will celebrate international men. But absolutely no domestic men.
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Another scenario in which men and beers are easily interchangeable and the statement remains true.
hot stove season comes early this cycle
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
hot stove season comes early this cycle
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Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
November 19, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand
This was Thune's first opportunity in months to drop the steaming hot potato of shit at Mike Johnson's feet and say "here you deal with this for me, kthanksbye!" and it probably felt really good.
oh my GOD look at his face
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This was Thune's first opportunity in months to drop the steaming hot potato of shit at Mike Johnson's feet and say "here you deal with this for me, kthanksbye!" and it probably felt really good.
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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My friend said he knows the actual release date of GTA6
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My friend said he knows the actual release date of GTA6
greatest democracy in human history, by the way
hahahahahaha ha ha ha. ha. 😬
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
greatest democracy in human history, by the way
DAD GANG RISE UP
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
DAD GANG RISE UP
clay higgins please preserve your emails
Passed 427-1
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
clay higgins please preserve your emails
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
why did i read that
a man is standing in front of a wooden cabinet and saying `` i don 't know what i expected . ``
ALT: a man is standing in front of a wooden cabinet and saying `` i don 't know what i expected . ``
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
why did i read that
good things do happen
The Mariners have reportedly signed Josh Naylor to a five-year contract, accomplishing their top priority of the winter. www.lookoutlanding.com/transactions...
Mariners keep their word, sign Josh Naylor to 5-year contract
The first major deal of the offseason is the one that made the most sense.
www.lookoutlanding.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
good things do happen
Just got back from a family event and I humbly ask: how do the Broncos keep fucking getting away with it?
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Just got back from a family event and I humbly ask: how do the Broncos keep fucking getting away with it?
It's okay Sam I woke up with a tummy ache today too 😞
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's okay Sam I woke up with a tummy ache today too 😞
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The Rams are fielding a defense made up of half the population of the Shire and have Sam Darnold in hell.
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Rams are fielding a defense made up of half the population of the Shire and have Sam Darnold in hell.
Sam Darnold you BOZO
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sam Darnold you BOZO
Would only be down five if we got a TD at the end of the half
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Would only be down five if we got a TD at the end of the half
lmao sure whatever
November 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
lmao sure whatever