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Anissa
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As long as my trees stay upright it’s great
The outside is so fucking loud right now
It was a wild ride but I got what I needed 🫡
Excuse me we do not smut shame here
I went straight to @hustle-chillson.bsky.social media tab and replied with this
This is by far the least harmful ex I could text I promise. You can stay cozy inside!
Just finished ep 1 of S2 of peacemaker and I’m so excited to binge on this absolute TREAT
Correct. I was the one who blocked and unfollowed him so I’m trying to make an effort 💅🏻
I just said “Hey! Hi. How’s it going?” I promise Ben is not my ex.
*gasp* I would never
I drank half a bottle of wine with my neighbor and then I went into the hot tub and texted an ex. I am a hot mess.
Amazing lore.

I have my 20th anniversary at my company coming up in December, I feel like we are both weird for that
Why am I so astonished and fascinated to learn for the first time that my mutual of many years working in printing
I don’t even eat meat but I’m like 😍
She also briefly dated this guy who was into bdsm and wanted her to go with him to this sex club near the airport
We had a great 2 hour talk! Told me all about her divorce, her work (we are both in HR!), her brothers recent stroke (he’s in rehab and doing lots better), and the affair she’s having with a married man
I invited my neighbor over because I’ve decided to be less of an unfriendly curmudgeon. It went well!!

Before and after:
The hinge feet men must be stopped
New book from one of my fav smut authors (important to read the clarifications)
2026 Toyota Camry Hybrid XLE with AWD. It’s the fanciest thing I’ve ever owned.