Anissa
@schmeecie.bsky.social
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Since Philip Rivers is trending, it’s time to bring back this all-time great NFL Films moment between Pete Carroll and Earl Thomas
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Since Philip Rivers is trending, it’s time to bring back this all-time great NFL Films moment between Pete Carroll and Earl Thomas
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they’re pegging out here, philip rivers
rivers learning what a will anderson is and immediately going back into retirement
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
they’re pegging out here, philip rivers
Ok but this Sunday, the Seahawks defense playing against 44 year old Phil Rivers who hasn’t played football since 2020 is legitimately hilarious
(RIP)
(RIP)
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ok but this Sunday, the Seahawks defense playing against 44 year old Phil Rivers who hasn’t played football since 2020 is legitimately hilarious
(RIP)
(RIP)
Getting drunk it’s been a day
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Getting drunk it’s been a day
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Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every time i think about outside it cost 200 dollars
Someone please blow dry my hair so it doesn’t dry crazy tonight because I can’t do it because I’m tooooo sleepy
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Someone please blow dry my hair so it doesn’t dry crazy tonight because I can’t do it because I’m tooooo sleepy
My boys 🥰
(And the “thank you” message was hilarious lol)
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
(And the “thank you” message was hilarious lol)
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My boys 🥰
(And the “thank you” message was hilarious lol)
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
(And the “thank you” message was hilarious lol)
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Do I smell like butter now?
(No one will understand this)
(No one will understand this)
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Do I smell like butter now?
(No one will understand this)
(No one will understand this)
can i be mean about how olivia nuzzi always slightly pursed her lips in photos and so it was forever apparent that this woman was deeply self-conscious of the male gaze and thus the fact that she was a pick-me for the sexual attentions of crusty old men is not actually surprising at all
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
can i be mean about how olivia nuzzi always slightly pursed her lips in photos and so it was forever apparent that this woman was deeply self-conscious of the male gaze and thus the fact that she was a pick-me for the sexual attentions of crusty old men is not actually surprising at all
explaining the 2026 401(k) Roth catch-up rule is annoying, but not as annoying as trying to make sure the payroll software is configured to process it correctly
my kingdom for a world where the government didn't make rules before the payroll software could execute them
my kingdom for a world where the government didn't make rules before the payroll software could execute them
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
explaining the 2026 401(k) Roth catch-up rule is annoying, but not as annoying as trying to make sure the payroll software is configured to process it correctly
my kingdom for a world where the government didn't make rules before the payroll software could execute them
my kingdom for a world where the government didn't make rules before the payroll software could execute them
The canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The canceled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about
I was like “why does it feel fucking FREEZING” and turns out it’s 35 degrees outside so you know where I’ll be
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was like “why does it feel fucking FREEZING” and turns out it’s 35 degrees outside so you know where I’ll be
Innocently asked my friend “do you want to lick the sugar off my rim?” And immediately regretted it
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Innocently asked my friend “do you want to lick the sugar off my rim?” And immediately regretted it
I passed the iron test to donate blood today!! I got rejected for low iron the last two times I tried to donate and I’m so fucking happy. You WILL take my bloods.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I passed the iron test to donate blood today!! I got rejected for low iron the last two times I tried to donate and I’m so fucking happy. You WILL take my bloods.
ok guys so december is my 20th anniversary with my company (i am 100 years old) and i need help choosing my gift from our 20-year catalog
(and the catalog is awesome because i head up comp and ben and I switched us to a new vendor 4 years ago and we customized it and it's amazing)
(and the catalog is awesome because i head up comp and ben and I switched us to a new vendor 4 years ago and we customized it and it's amazing)
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ok guys so december is my 20th anniversary with my company (i am 100 years old) and i need help choosing my gift from our 20-year catalog
(and the catalog is awesome because i head up comp and ben and I switched us to a new vendor 4 years ago and we customized it and it's amazing)
(and the catalog is awesome because i head up comp and ben and I switched us to a new vendor 4 years ago and we customized it and it's amazing)
I personally find poly people annoying (kind of the way I find aggressively vegan people annoying) but like, the pope is married to the father the son and the holy ghost so...glass houses
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I personally find poly people annoying (kind of the way I find aggressively vegan people annoying) but like, the pope is married to the father the son and the holy ghost so...glass houses
I think my bluesky algorithm is messed up (which is my fault) because like how did I not find out until this morning that the seahawks signed quandre diggs
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think my bluesky algorithm is messed up (which is my fault) because like how did I not find out until this morning that the seahawks signed quandre diggs
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Today and every Wednesday through Dec. 17, get free admission to the Seattle Art Museum with a donation of at least two non-perishable canned food items, supporting the Pike Market Senior Center and Food Bank. Details below:
Discounts to Visit Seattle Art Museum
To ensure that everyone has the opportunity to experience art, SAM offers monthly free days and various discounts for visiting our locations.
www.seattleartmuseum.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today and every Wednesday through Dec. 17, get free admission to the Seattle Art Museum with a donation of at least two non-perishable canned food items, supporting the Pike Market Senior Center and Food Bank. Details below:
I'm sure this is a lovely list but Bob's Burgers has the most and best Thanksgiving episodes
As far as Thanksgiving TV episodes go, “Friends” has the most and the best. We ranked them all for you.
A Definitive Ranking of Friends Thanksgiving Episodes
As far as Thanksgiving TV episodes go, “Friends” has the most and the best. We ranked them all for you.
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm sure this is a lovely list but Bob's Burgers has the most and best Thanksgiving episodes
Apple pie IS bad but key lime pie is SO GOOD, and key lime pie is way more good than apple pie is bad.
cranberry key lime pie is a thanksgiving winner every time
cranberry key lime pie is a thanksgiving winner every time
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Apple pie IS bad but key lime pie is SO GOOD, and key lime pie is way more good than apple pie is bad.
cranberry key lime pie is a thanksgiving winner every time
cranberry key lime pie is a thanksgiving winner every time
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What is your FOOD most take?
wait shit
go leave the room and come back in, fuck
wait shit
go leave the room and come back in, fuck
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What is your FOOD most take?
wait shit
go leave the room and come back in, fuck
wait shit
go leave the room and come back in, fuck
AI is dumb, case 8 million - bestie sent me the video of Jessi from SLOMW finally explaining what “fruity pebbles” refers to but I couldn’t watch it in an open office bc I don’t have headphones and I was frantically googling and the AI response made no logical sense
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
AI is dumb, case 8 million - bestie sent me the video of Jessi from SLOMW finally explaining what “fruity pebbles” refers to but I couldn’t watch it in an open office bc I don’t have headphones and I was frantically googling and the AI response made no logical sense
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It’s unbelievable that butterflies do this! they are too small! What do you mean you flew from Canada to Mexico you are one inch tall!
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s unbelievable that butterflies do this! they are too small! What do you mean you flew from Canada to Mexico you are one inch tall!
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Seattle and Bellevue
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Seattle and Bellevue
Fine, I will celebrate international men. But absolutely no domestic men.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fine, I will celebrate international men. But absolutely no domestic men.