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Anissa

Anissa

@schmeecie.bsky.social

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Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 21h

As long as my trees stay upright it’s great

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 22h

The outside is so fucking loud right now

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 23h

It was a wild ride but I got what I needed 🫡

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 23h

It’s so good

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 23h

Excuse me we do not smut shame here

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 23h

I went straight to @hustle-chillson.bsky.social media tab and replied with this

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 23h

This is by far the least harmful ex I could text I promise. You can stay cozy inside!

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

Just finished ep 1 of S2 of peacemaker and I’m so excited to binge on this absolute TREAT

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

L oh ellllllllll

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

Correct. I was the one who blocked and unfollowed him so I’m trying to make an effort 💅🏻

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

I just said “Hey! Hi. How’s it going?” I promise Ben is not my ex.

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

*gasp* I would never

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks queen ❤️

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

I drank half a bottle of wine with my neighbor and then I went into the hot tub and texted an ex. I am a hot mess.

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing lore.

I have my 20th anniversary at my company coming up in December, I feel like we are both weird for that

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

Why am I so astonished and fascinated to learn for the first time that my mutual of many years working in printing

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even eat meat but I’m like 😍

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

I got so much tea

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

She also briefly dated this guy who was into bdsm and wanted her to go with him to this sex club near the airport

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

We had a great 2 hour talk! Told me all about her divorce, her work (we are both in HR!), her brothers recent stroke (he’s in rehab and doing lots better), and the affair she’s having with a married man

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

I invited my neighbor over because I’ve decided to be less of an unfriendly curmudgeon. It went well!!

Before and after:

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 1d

The hinge feet men must be stopped

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 2d

New book from one of my fav smut authors (important to read the clarifications)

Anissa @schmeecie.bsky.social · 2d

2026 Toyota Camry Hybrid XLE with AWD. It’s the fanciest thing I’ve ever owned.