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Anissa
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Go off queen
December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Finally catching up on some reading I meant to do on thanksgiving
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And I had this branzino
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Getting drunk it’s been a day
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My boys 🥰

(And the “thank you” message was hilarious lol)

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Do I smell like butter now?

(No one will understand this)
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I put up my 7.5 Christmas tree myself and I’m so sore 2 days later. It’s so heavy!! And I am so weak.

And sticking the middle tree part prong into the bottom tree part hole at juuuust the right angle to make the electricity work was SO HARD.

Brief pause to feel sympathy for men.

Ok pause over.
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I was like “why does it feel fucking FREEZING” and turns out it’s 35 degrees outside so you know where I’ll be
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Innocently asked my friend “do you want to lick the sugar off my rim?” And immediately regretted it
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this one is very popular with our people lol
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
i need to learn to cook for real before i get knives this fancy
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i will just never be a watch person
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
hmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
omg ok a dolce and gabbana smeg juicer is insane, i hope our tradespeople don't laugh their asses off when this shows up in their catalogs
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
ok this is a super cute set!! (at one point we had le creuset in the catalog but it's not there anymore)
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
hmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
it's crazy to me that a yeti cooler is roughly equivalent in price to these other gifts
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
wait this is a different tv
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
a private chef??!??!?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i didn't even know we had stitch fix in the catalog
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
or like 4 spa days?
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
maybe i'll become a pizza oven person
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
electric bike? should i work on my fitness?
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM