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fucked up eyes, stupid grin. seattle
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insane screenshot right here
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.

www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It will always, ALWAYS fuck me up how MEGA MAN BATTLE NETWORK predicted this future!
oh my god. no. over my actual, literal dead body. 🔨🔨🔨
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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petro is so beast
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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that game gives "my formative sexual experience involved erin esurance" to me and I don't know why
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i like the concept of a superhero management sim but all of the designs/supe ideas in dispatch look like they're from an intentionally bad fake show-within-a-show. blonde blazer and invisigal? porn parody ass names
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Sorcerer (1977) dir. William Friedkin
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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tetsuya mizuguchi truly, earnestly believes, with his whole heart and whole mind, that generic vocal trance from 2003 has the power to awaken humanity's shared consciousness and guide us to universal peace. The strength of his conviction is so powerful that it might actually cause this to be true
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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the thing about the kamen rider gay sex scene is that every time you show it to someone they think "okay well yeah you're gassing it up, its like metaphorical" and then afterwards you realize nope its just that. happened to me too
March 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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oh hey also I can finally upload the kamen rider gay sex scene (preceded by murder)
March 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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been thinking a lot about zeta again and ive come to a powerful conclusion
May 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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azhdarchid.com/against-metr...

I really do hate the term 'metroidbrania'. I think so do many of you. Let's nip it in the bud before it becomes something people are financially invested in.
Against 'Metroidbrania': a Landscape of Knowledge Games
What are knowledge games? How do we relate them to each other? What sub-genres exist – and which ones might be implied?
azhdarchid.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??

trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We've seen enough. Katie Wilson is the next Mayor of Seattle.
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,346 votes.
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
my most trusted mutuals:
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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from: Jeffery Epstein <[email protected]>
to: Donald Trump <[email protected]>
bcc: Ghislaine Maxwell <[email protected]>, [email protected]>

subj: RE:re:my sex crimes
this 1's easy....... won t be able to find a single "child" i "molested".... if their all adults now
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM