Beako
@michimitz.bsky.social
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I’m a much better person with carbs in my diet.
January 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’m a much better person with carbs in my diet.
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
Si new girl no tiene views, I’m dead
January 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Si new girl no tiene views, I’m dead
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I wonder how long will it be before the NIH is ordered to develop a woke mind vaccine.
January 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I wonder how long will it be before the NIH is ordered to develop a woke mind vaccine.
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This New Year has the “Gentlemen, I bid you farewell” vibe of the string quartet on the Titanic.
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This New Year has the “Gentlemen, I bid you farewell” vibe of the string quartet on the Titanic.
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Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
December 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".
🙏 ❤️ 👍
🙏 ❤️ 👍
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Bayer a pharmaceutical company and Monsanto a pesticide company. Bayer bought Monsanto.
Bayer makes drugs to help with Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Monsanto makes a chemical we use in the USA called glyphosate to spray on FOOD crops.
Glyphosate causes Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Bayer makes drugs to help with Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Monsanto makes a chemical we use in the USA called glyphosate to spray on FOOD crops.
Glyphosate causes Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
December 21, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Bayer a pharmaceutical company and Monsanto a pesticide company. Bayer bought Monsanto.
Bayer makes drugs to help with Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Monsanto makes a chemical we use in the USA called glyphosate to spray on FOOD crops.
Glyphosate causes Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Bayer makes drugs to help with Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Monsanto makes a chemical we use in the USA called glyphosate to spray on FOOD crops.
Glyphosate causes Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
December 21, 2024 at 1:20 PM
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
December 18, 2024 at 11:26 AM
saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
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apparently i have "ruined" the eggnog because "obviously" the eggs "shouldn't have been scrambled"
December 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
apparently i have "ruined" the eggnog because "obviously" the eggs "shouldn't have been scrambled"
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Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
December 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Hey corporate media,
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
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Burnt the frozen pizza then burnt my mouth eating it. The circle of life
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Burnt the frozen pizza then burnt my mouth eating it. The circle of life
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Imbecilidades como estas en el “for you” de X es lo que me tiene cada día más lejos de aquella red
December 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Imbecilidades como estas en el “for you” de X es lo que me tiene cada día más lejos de aquella red
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i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me
November 30, 2024 at 1:00 PM
i know coffee won’t fix me but it won’t not not fix me
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
November 29, 2024 at 12:58 PM
no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat
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Happy Friday, BlueSky. ✨
November 29, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Happy Friday, BlueSky. ✨
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On the one hand I would love the immortality that comes with being a vampire, but on the other hand what good is immortality if you can’t have garlic bread?
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
On the one hand I would love the immortality that comes with being a vampire, but on the other hand what good is immortality if you can’t have garlic bread?
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in an abandoned château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time”.
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