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Sneept Gundf
@michael23ac.bsky.social
Lvl. 38
Chicagoland
He/Him

- Chicago Sports fan (sans Cubs)
- Star Wars nerd
- Metalhead
- Lover of good food, cold beer, and smokey whiskey
- Currently playing: Star Wars: Battlefront 2, Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred
- Simpsons reference machine

⚾️👽🤘🍕🍻🥃🎮
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I hope whatever you are doing tonight, the following apply:

- You are safe
- You are sheltered
- You are fed

May these rights of all humans be ever present to those who have, and may these rights be bestowed unto those who have not.

Look up into the vast expanse of space tonight and find hope.

🖤
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yeah, we need to be a lot meaner
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Today, while I was at the grocery store, an old man stopped me and said “I hope you have a wonderful day and you look like you’re a man of nobility. You look like someone who cares about the world and who would do something about it. Have a great day.”

I don’t know what to do with this information.
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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some kind of pizza item would fix me
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
FRIENDLY REMINDER: No matter what you do for work, if you have sick time, PTO, vacation time, anything where you can take time off of work & still get paid... use all of it. Every year. Use every second that you are given or that you accrue.

There's no attendance awards when you're an adult, folks.
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I need rent capped at $1500 nationwide
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Morning.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Moevember day 11
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Nico Harrison is Getting Fired Today Day to all those who celebrate!
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Calories don’t count when you are day drinking on a Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I hope whatever you are doing tonight, the following apply:

- You are safe
- You are sheltered
- You are fed

May these rights of all humans be ever present to those who have, and may these rights be bestowed unto those who have not.

Look up into the vast expanse of space tonight and find hope.

🖤
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
quote something random from your phone
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A cheesy gordita crunch would solve approximately 84% of my problems right now.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Me, every day when I check the news:
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Good morning ☕️
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This is me pretty much all the time, and I bet it’s most of us pretty much all the time, too.

I hope whoever reads this gets some good, healthy, much-needed sex this weekend.
Boy some sex would do me good right about now. Where is it Jesus?!??!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Do you insist on reading at least a little about a movie after you've watched it or are you normal
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hope you all had an amazing Halloween weekend.

Watching my kiddo be fascinated by all the costumes while he grabbed a piece of candy and put it in his bucket made it easily the best Halloween ever for me 🖤

Now, a few peaceful weeks of Autumn before the holiday season is officially upon us…
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Hey sweet thang,

This is your reminder that every living thing in the world slows down during these next months. You’re not lazy cuz you’re doing less. It’s okay that the early darkness makes you tired (it’s supposed to).

Humans the only ones who keep fighting against the natural patterns of life.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM