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michael23ac.bsky.social
Sneept Gundf
@michael23ac.bsky.social
Lvl. 38
Chicagoland
He/Him

- Chicago Sports fan (sans Cubs)
- Star Wars nerd
- Metalhead
- Lover of good food, cold beer, and smokey whiskey
- Currently playing: Star Wars: Battlefront 2, Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred
- Simpsons reference machine

⚾️👽🤘🍕🍻🥃🎮
Pinned
I hope whatever you are doing tonight, the following apply:

- You are safe
- You are sheltered
- You are fed

May these rights of all humans be ever present to those who have, and may these rights be bestowed unto those who have not.

Look up into the vast expanse of space tonight and find hope.

🖤
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me at the job i begged for
December 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Drop a lawyer
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Still punk, I whisper to myself as a put more icy hot on my elbow.🤘
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
FRIENDLY REMINDER: If you post a picture of pizza, I will like it.

Pizza is life 🍕
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I'm not a cat guy, but I love this!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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logging on
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Andor not being nominated for Best Drama Series at the Golden Globes is absolute violent absurdity.
a man talking to another man with the words so much going wrong so much to say and all of it happening so quickly on the bottom
ALT: a man talking to another man with the words so much going wrong so much to say and all of it happening so quickly on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
(Semi) Hot Take: Winter is the second best season after Autumn 🌨️☃️❄️
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Drag him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
#NowPlaying: Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred 👹
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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hey... it's okay to rest
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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introducing for a limited time the Olive Garden Infinite Breadstick Stocking (subscription required)
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Picture of me and the staff who operate my Bsky account
December 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Nothing like shopping at Walmart *and* Target 3 1/2 weeks before Christmas.

It’s going great 💀
a cartoon character from the simpsons is looking angry
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is looking angry
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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good morning bluesky friends ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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shout out to everybody that kept going this year and didn’t stop🫶🏾
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Mushrooms are disgusting.

Every single one of them.

Get them out of every food item I am destined to consume for the remainder of my existence, please and thank you.
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just noticed that over 500 of you lovely people decided to follow me for some reason or another.

I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.

For those of you that have clicked that follow button: I truly hope I have brought the tiniest sliver of joy, positivity, & laughter to your lives.

♥️
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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It’s too cold I seek warmth
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Your fun sports stat of the day: LeBron James’ streak of regular season double-digit point games ended tonight at 1,297.

If you bet $1 at the start of the streak and rolled your winnings over 1,297 times. You’d be the richest person in human history.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM