Chicagoland
He/Him
- Chicago Sports fan (sans Cubs)
- Star Wars nerd
- Metalhead
- Lover of good food, cold beer, and smokey whiskey
- Currently playing: Star Wars: Battlefront 2, Diablo IV: Vessel of Hatred
- Simpsons reference machine
⚾️👽🤘🍕🍻🥃🎮
- You are safe
- You are sheltered
- You are fed
May these rights of all humans be ever present to those who have, and may these rights be bestowed unto those who have not.
Look up into the vast expanse of space tonight and find hope.
🖤
Pizza is life 🍕
Pizza is life 🍕
It’s going great 💀
It’s going great 💀
Every single one of them.
Get them out of every food item I am destined to consume for the remainder of my existence, please and thank you.
Every single one of them.
Get them out of every food item I am destined to consume for the remainder of my existence, please and thank you.
I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.
For those of you that have clicked that follow button: I truly hope I have brought the tiniest sliver of joy, positivity, & laughter to your lives.
♥️
I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.
For those of you that have clicked that follow button: I truly hope I have brought the tiniest sliver of joy, positivity, & laughter to your lives.
♥️
If you bet $1 at the start of the streak and rolled your winnings over 1,297 times. You’d be the richest person in human history.
If you bet $1 at the start of the streak and rolled your winnings over 1,297 times. You’d be the richest person in human history.