Metafysician
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I say the loud part out-loud
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Epstein Class is a capacious term. Botox? Epstein Class. Crypto? Epstein Class. Obsession with Gender? Epstein Class.
February 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Epstein Class is a capacious term. Botox? Epstein Class. Crypto? Epstein Class. Obsession with Gender? Epstein Class.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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February 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Sorry I don't think I'll ever get over the concept of "an Epstein-branded top", what do you MEAN that's a thing that exists???
losing my mind at this photo, it's literally the 'my t-shirt' meme
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Sorry I don't think I'll ever get over the concept of "an Epstein-branded top", what do you MEAN that's a thing that exists???
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this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children
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Thinking again of how Hillary couldn't use any of the oppo research on Trump and Epstein in 2016 because it would involve her husband too.
January 31, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Thinking again of how Hillary couldn't use any of the oppo research on Trump and Epstein in 2016 because it would involve her husband too.
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The most somber Whiskey Friday in recent memory
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
The most somber Whiskey Friday in recent memory
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"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
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this picture has made me very upset...I do not like it at all and I wish ill upon Puka Nacua for bringing this vision to life
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
this picture has made me very upset...I do not like it at all and I wish ill upon Puka Nacua for bringing this vision to life
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Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
Imagine how much they’d be lying about what happened without all the videos showing it from multiple angles.
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine what’s happening in the camps.
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Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
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there are real lives at the center of this. real children, real families, real neighborhoods, real trauma. to lose sight of that is dark dark shit
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
there are real lives at the center of this. real children, real families, real neighborhoods, real trauma. to lose sight of that is dark dark shit
Only one thing to do to yourself if you end up this way.
If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
January 21, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Only one thing to do to yourself if you end up this way.
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"Israel has conducted an air strike in southern Lebanon.. the Israeli military says it was targeting a Hezbollah member. Israel has been carrying out near daily attacks in Lebanon despite a ceasefire deal that took effect in November 2024"
Israel is a terrorist state.
Israel is a terrorist state.
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 AM
"Israel has conducted an air strike in southern Lebanon.. the Israeli military says it was targeting a Hezbollah member. Israel has been carrying out near daily attacks in Lebanon despite a ceasefire deal that took effect in November 2024"
Israel is a terrorist state.
Israel is a terrorist state.
Suck my dick credit card company.
January 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Suck my dick credit card company.
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Schrodinger’s Segment
Update — Here is another clearer view of the "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" staging at CBS News:
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Schrodinger’s Segment
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ICE is also majorly targeting Black people. Doesn't matter if you "were born here." They are harassing people left, right and center.
January 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ICE is also majorly targeting Black people. Doesn't matter if you "were born here." They are harassing people left, right and center.
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Let me handle this one, gang.
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Let me handle this one, gang.
Dived in the shallow end of the pool. 6 switches above my left eyebrow. No confusion thankfully.
fell off a car cleaning snow off the roof in elementary school and fractured both my wrists
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Dived in the shallow end of the pool. 6 switches above my left eyebrow. No confusion thankfully.