Holly jolly jess
@messyjess.bsky.social
just an animal looking for a home
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based on my profile pic, you might be surprised by my answer but it's this
May 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
based on my profile pic, you might be surprised by my answer but it's this
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Can't imagine why a guy who helped a murderer get away with murder would feel like people don't trust him
Josh Shapiro believes he is uniquely suited to win over Trump voters—but he’ll need to overcome distrust among some in his own party first, Tim Alberta reports: theatln.tc/mR9AHSG4
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Can't imagine why a guy who helped a murderer get away with murder would feel like people don't trust him
POV: you’re trying to eat a turkey sandwich in my house
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
POV: you’re trying to eat a turkey sandwich in my house
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
These people love feeling smug so much they’ve reworked abject failure into a thing to be smug about
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
These people love feeling smug so much they’ve reworked abject failure into a thing to be smug about
Foot guy has opinions about a PTA movie? Disregarded.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Foot guy has opinions about a PTA movie? Disregarded.
Thinking about making an anonymous fb account so I can ask people if they’re where they want to be when Jesus comes back
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Thinking about making an anonymous fb account so I can ask people if they’re where they want to be when Jesus comes back
Hegseth thinks “fog of war” means the smoke literally obscuring your vision? He has the brain of a toddler
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hegseth thinks “fog of war” means the smoke literally obscuring your vision? He has the brain of a toddler
I don’t want to hear this old bitch’s opinions on anything but especially not this
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don’t want to hear this old bitch’s opinions on anything but especially not this
Kash’s jacket story made the NY Post. Better start packing up his office
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Kash’s jacket story made the NY Post. Better start packing up his office
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I don’t understand why Hemingway got to drink himself to death while writing a manifesto in a house full of cats but when I do it it’s “a maladaptive coping mechanism” and I “need to talk to someone”
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I don’t understand why Hemingway got to drink himself to death while writing a manifesto in a house full of cats but when I do it it’s “a maladaptive coping mechanism” and I “need to talk to someone”
Marcia Cross, in TYOOL 2025? But not Elon?
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Marcia Cross, in TYOOL 2025? But not Elon?
Sorry, let me add some alt text
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Sorry, let me add some alt text
The thing about admiral Bradley being thrown under the bus is that he belongs there for committing murder
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The thing about admiral Bradley being thrown under the bus is that he belongs there for committing murder
Make me president, I’ll do hardcore Scandi minimalism. The new desk will be a slim piece of teak with hairpin legs. No drapes. Armless wood chairs with a sheepskin on the seat for guests
A video of all the gold adornments Trump added to the Oval Office
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Make me president, I’ll do hardcore Scandi minimalism. The new desk will be a slim piece of teak with hairpin legs. No drapes. Armless wood chairs with a sheepskin on the seat for guests
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Post Malone said "left that rap shit alone, but the Pig-Pen aesthetic is here to STAY."
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Post Malone said "left that rap shit alone, but the Pig-Pen aesthetic is here to STAY."
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Found some guys
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Found some guys
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
Helen got me, I’m not even worried
Ok I actually read this and 1. Trump absolutely did not draw an accurate map of the Middle East, come the fuck on
2. I’m not reading another interview with this jackass unless Chotiner does it
2. I’m not reading another interview with this jackass unless Chotiner does it
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Ok I actually read this and 1. Trump absolutely did not draw an accurate map of the Middle East, come the fuck on
2. I’m not reading another interview with this jackass unless Chotiner does it
2. I’m not reading another interview with this jackass unless Chotiner does it
If someone roasts me at a party I’ll be a good sport. If they have their phone roast me they’re getting drug outside by their hair
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If someone roasts me at a party I’ll be a good sport. If they have their phone roast me they’re getting drug outside by their hair
The party of masculinity is full of the softest motherfuckers alive
TAPPER: You were the deciding vote that allowed RFK Jr to ascend to the role of Health Secretary. Did you give him too much credit?
CASSIDY: The fact is the scientific community agrees that vaccines are safe. That's all I can say.
CASSIDY: The fact is the scientific community agrees that vaccines are safe. That's all I can say.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The party of masculinity is full of the softest motherfuckers alive