Patrick Smith
@drpaddysmith.bsky.social
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Astronomical optics, get 'em while they're cold
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Excited to think about which of the people I follow on here this could be. Have narrowed it down to a couple of dozen
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The Internet was designed to route around a nuclear strike because Starfish Prime gave everyone a bit of a think. Nice irony if those design choices mean that distributed attacks can do the same thing without the messy atomics
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Thanks to this thread I looked up Alembic House. What an amazing series of connections. Jeffrey Archer, John Barry, Bernie Ecclestone, Theatre of Blood, your actual MI6, Sweeney! etc.

A high-rise luxury Stella Street
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I've a nagging memory that the flexi disc that came with a Hornby train set was *very much like this*

5.25" floppies also sort-of were because they stayed in the sleeve. Could you have a record like that with a window in the sleeve for playing?
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Neuromancer has a physical key made of dumb metal as a plot point. Can't download that.

In Wim Wenders' Until the End of the World everyone's driving old diesels because they work after an EMP

Mid 80s cyberpunk still relevant
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Punch holes down one edge and you could put them in a binder
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Just turned round for a look, and behind me on the shelf are programming manuals for - among others - Ada and Occam

You never know
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I worked on a tiny bit of the Swanwick air traffic control centre in the 90s - at the time the "paperless office" was the thing. We thought the ATCs were awful dinosaurs for insisting our clean new workstations must have fiddly slots for paper flight-strips just in case
BBC NEWS | UK | Swanwick's troubled history
news.bbc.co.uk
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Once - completely by chance - drove through Culloden at exactly 1746

Thank goodness I thought to look at the clock
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Being a grandparent *to your own children*
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oh now I'm thinking about a time-traveller divorce settlement with retro-active visitation rights to the kids' childhoods
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Turns out the reason the first performance of Hamlet at the Globe isn't full of time travellers is they've all picked up their 7-year-olds from their younger selves and gone to the swings instead
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Thinking about this recently, I think the killer app for time machines might be babysitting your own children.

New parents are really busy, but who wouldn't love to go back and spend an afternoon with their children again?
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Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great cryptic crossword is in Guardian today. Go and solve it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...
A clue from the Guardian crossword reading "8 down: Like Pagliacci touching female star on date (3-5)"
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Recent series have forgotten 2 things:

- it's not SF, it's moral philosophy. The space setting is how you get away with it
- it has to be monster-of-the-week for the tonal shifts. You can't interleave "Lwaxana fancies someone LOL" with "is torture ever justifiable?" That's mental
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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I haven't read Barthes. Did he have an opinion on whether all giants probably sound a bit like Bernard Bresslaw?
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Woe betide any ambitious parent who tries to individually characterise all the dwarfs in The Hobbit
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Have compared notes on this subject with other parents. I tried to do the mouse in The Gruffalo as a sort of David Niven. Given the lack of a strong trickster archetype in Britain, that at least - I felt - conveyed his sangfroid.
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Try to imagine how awful the cover might be, then look it up
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Future me, stepping out of time machine in 1996: "...in 2005, and it will surprisingly good. OK, it's going to get weird from 2016. Then in 2026 there's going to be this celebrity fall-out, and you won't believe which side you're on..."