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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 46m

I have never seen porn on here, trans or otherwise. I assume big Mike was looking for it.

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 8h

Keep it up lol

We are
KIRK ARMY
NOW
1983-2025
Mike @BigMike31491329 •15m
Replying to @catturd2
I got on @bluesky yesterday wanting to troll and have a good time. After about 20 minutes, I had to delete said account. They are disgusting!
Mostly porn, trans porn, and just. I had to delete that account and wash my eyes.

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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 1h

me when bsky devs open their mouth: fuck this place. burn it down for all i care

me when any RWer reports on their experience here: 100.000 years prosperity to the bluesky empire, on which the sun will never set

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 8h

Keep it up lol

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15h

the US government has arrived on bluesky

4 panel comic

Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing

Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot

Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself

Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 11h

It’s anti pedo hate speech (complimentary)

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 14h

Protect your skyline from the dorkiest fucks on the internet posting epic bacon bullshit

Bossett @bossett.social · 16h

you can block from this list if you want to moderate all in one go

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 14h

They should have listened to kate winslet!

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 14h

Blank verse cowgirl

😱Squeallium😱 @squillium.bsky.social · 14h

Chevy Traverse Cowgirl

area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 1d

adverse cowgirl

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 16h

Defund and defenestrate ICE

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Well Pritzker is out. Who else we got, and do not say newsom

The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 1d

Police escalated the situation here in Broadview incredibly quickly. Saw multiple brutal arrests. ISP jabbing protesters with their batons like battering rams.

Here ISP lifts @katmabu.bsky.social by her feet to flip her over a concrete barrier.

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The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 1d

If I’m not mistaken, the founders of antifa have arrived.

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t need this pervert shit on my skyline

Government account getting the ol’ blockeroo

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Two of the worst faces

Logan Paul and Andrew Cuomo’s off-putting mugs

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Throw these people in one of the lakes they’re boiling to make stupid shit nobody wants

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Far from the main problem here, but WHY do women keep fucking Lewandowski

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 1d

It can be hard to tell the difference, but these are Pritzker’s goons, not Trump’s.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Who tf is watching Bosch minus Titus Welliver

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Props to Stella for not laughing out loud

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 2d

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao

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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 1d

Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I asked ChatGPT to summarize your book.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 1d

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna become the joker

Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 1d

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Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝 @fishsqueezer.bsky.social · 1d

Foster kitty skyline cleanse. 🐈

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

i condemn this

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 1d

New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials

Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...

www.404media.co

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

For sure, this is not hilarious at all

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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social · 1d

Tired: pen and the back of an envelope
Wired: Paper based to-do manager

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🎃 Ichaborbs Crane 🎃 @ronninator.bsky.social · 1d

Well good to learn that Lee Carter beat or evaded the rape allegations I guess but do NOT put that fucker in my feed

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