Andrew Mearns
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Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley managing editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
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Issuing a “hell yeah” here
At the Tiny Desk, our small office crowd joins the thousands who have been inside of these power ballads and felt something real. n.pr/3X6qHWR
Goo Goo Dolls: Tiny Desk Concert
At the Tiny Desk, our small office crowd joins the thousands who have been inside of these power ballads and felt something real.
n.pr
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Issuing a “hell yeah” here
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I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
Well I say we get drunk because I'm all out of ideas, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Well I say we get drunk because I'm all out of ideas, Charlie Brown.
people learned nothing from The Hobbit trilogy-that-did-not-need-to-be-a-trilogy
The fundamental problem with WICKED: FOR GOOD is simply that the second act of the musical is so much weaker than the first act. Which goes back to, you shouldn't have split it up in the first place!
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
people learned nothing from The Hobbit trilogy-that-did-not-need-to-be-a-trilogy
the Semien/Nimmo trade would be a helluva challenge trade if it was 2022, but now it feels like a more strange version of the Ian Kinsler/Prince Fielder swap from a decade ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the Semien/Nimmo trade would be a helluva challenge trade if it was 2022, but now it feels like a more strange version of the Ian Kinsler/Prince Fielder swap from a decade ago
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
1980s text-based computer game-ass city name
River Town Amateur, Minor, College, Winter & Independent Leagues Statistics | Baseball-Reference.com
River Town Amateur, Minor, College, Winter & Independent Leagues Statistics including batting, fielding, prospect rankings and more on Baseball-Reference.com
www.baseball-reference.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
1980s text-based computer game-ass city name
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
🎶 WHITE SOX! WHITE SOX!
GO GO WHITE SOX!
Let’s go go go White Sox,
We’re with you all the way! 🎶
GO GO WHITE SOX!
Let’s go go go White Sox,
We’re with you all the way! 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
🎶 WHITE SOX! WHITE SOX!
GO GO WHITE SOX!
Let’s go go go White Sox,
We’re with you all the way! 🎶
GO GO WHITE SOX!
Let’s go go go White Sox,
We’re with you all the way! 🎶
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Oh no, not like that Haynes King
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Oh no, not like that Haynes King
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"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
I cannot believe that the same goalie has been in there the entire night for Chicago
Jacob Bryson scores to put the Sabres up 9-3 with just over three minutes to play. I think this lead is safe.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I cannot believe that the same goalie has been in there the entire night for Chicago
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
good fucking lord
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
good fucking lord
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An entire argument dismantled in two words.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
An entire argument dismantled in two words.
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Great job Senator Cassidy. Rfk and his maha freaks are giving you the finger
RFK Jr had committed to Bill Cassidy, as a condition to win his vote, that he would keep website language.
Cassidy in February: “If confirmed… CDC will not remove statements on their website pointing out that vaccines do not cause autism.”
Note the language in second photo.
Cassidy in February: “If confirmed… CDC will not remove statements on their website pointing out that vaccines do not cause autism.”
Note the language in second photo.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Great job Senator Cassidy. Rfk and his maha freaks are giving you the finger
might also need All Those Other Positions, too
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
might also need All Those Other Positions, too
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a guy just called into delilah’s show with a very depressing story about how his wife (and kids) left him, she commented on how depressing it was, and now sleigh ride is playing
never change, ma’am
never change, ma’am
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
a guy just called into delilah’s show with a very depressing story about how his wife (and kids) left him, she commented on how depressing it was, and now sleigh ride is playing
never change, ma’am
never change, ma’am
RIP Grayson, feel bad for him sincerely
Late-night trade:
The Orioles trade Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for Taylor Ward.
The Orioles trade Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for Taylor Ward.
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
RIP Grayson, feel bad for him sincerely
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Again, it is unbelievable that this man is permitted to walk free after causing the deaths of potentially millions of people. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
Musk Is Back in Politics. Does He Want to Stay a While?
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Again, it is unbelievable that this man is permitted to walk free after causing the deaths of potentially millions of people. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/u...
definitely cried a couple times watching this last night, what a dude John Candy was
John Candy: I Like Me - Official Trailer | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
definitely cried a couple times watching this last night, what a dude John Candy was
opening & closing this app in an instant
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
Alt: grandpa simpson enters & leaves room
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
opening & closing this app in an instant