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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN SCREAMEN AND SCROLLEN THERE PHONE ALOT, AND IT SAYS HELL NO I DONT HAVE ANY EXEUTIVE FUNCTION!!! MY BRAIN AIND IN CHARGE OF ME!!! AND THERE A VAPE PEN "HELL YEAH" WHEN SOMEONE TRYS TO TELL YOU WE DIDNT MAKE ANYTHING GOOD FOR A FEW DECADES REMIND THEM OF THE VAPE PEN, WHAT A NICE TREAT "SOME WEED PLUS SOME POISON AT SMAE TIME" I LOVE CONVENIENCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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katemckean.bsky.social
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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joshuafoust.com
We cannot have a healthy society if wholesale lying is treated as just routine and unremarkable.
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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atrupar.com
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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dekudeals.com
Screenshot of Legend of Zelda cave Text above an old man and two flames reads "DON'T FORGET TO PLAY GAMES YOU ALREADY OWN."
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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thewaroncars.bsky.social
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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amanbatheja.bsky.social
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
Rohan Nadkarni @RohanNadkarni This is incredibly cool — A source familiar with Bad Bunny’s performance tonight tells me that the couple in the halftime show got married for real. They invited Bad Bunny to their wedding and in turn he invited them to get married during his performance.
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
birnham wood came to dunsinane
simifresh.bsky.social simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 4d
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
Forgive me
Screenshot of a post that was too big for the character limit. It's parodying 'The Cold Equations,' an old sci fi story that I loathe. When Congress had the 'Stardust' head of Design and engineering brought in for questioning after the Woden debacle, he just said that he kept losing Emergency Dispatch ships due to stowaways, or cargo errors, or rodent infestations. How many e d s ships have you lost since we contracted with your firm to start handling mergency interstellar dispatch, I asked him. I don't know, he said, I just send in a request for more shipbuilding materials and another pilot. "You don't redesign the ships to have a better margin of error?" That would be less profitable, he said, so I said that it sounds like we've just been paying you to feed expensive emergency vessels, piloted by our best and brightest, to the cold equations, and then the head of the Government Accountability Office started crying.
February 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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esper.bsky.social
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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orona.red
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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jonty.bsky.social
...fortunately I preserved the original zombo.com flash on welcometozombo.com, and will do so for as long as I live
Zombo.com - No limits - You can do anything
Welcome to Zombo.com — a colorful, playful place where you can do anything. There are no limits. Zombo is unlimited.
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February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
jana h-s tweet from sep 17, 2022 reading: the doctor says, you should go see the muppets while they're in town the patient looks down at her hands, saying nothing
July 8, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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astrokatie.com
GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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ceej.online
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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samhalpert.bsky.social
This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):
"I'd like to share a story from a local paper in Coldwater, Michigan dated to the 9th of April, 1945. It tells how the US Army, under General Patton--the US 3rd Army--came onto what you might call a detention center just outside the village of Ohrdruf, Germany. The US Army brought the leading citizens of Ohrdruf to tour the facility, which turned out to be part of the Buchenwald network of concentration camps. A US Army colonel told the German civilians who viewed the scenes, without muttering a word, that they were to blame. One of the Germans replied that what happened in the camp was (quote) 'done by a few people, and you cannot blame us all.' And the American, who could have been any one of our grandfathers, said, 'this was done by those that the German people chose to lead them, and all are responsible.' The morning after the tour, the Mayor of Ohrdruf killed himself. And maybe he did not know the full extent of the outrages that were committed in his community, but he knew enough. And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough. I ask you to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf might have thought before he died. Maybe he felt like a victim. He might have thought, 'how is this my fault? I have no jurisdiction over this.' Maybe he would have said, 'this site was not subject to local zoning, what could I do?' But I think, when he reflected on the suffering that occurred at this camp, just outside of town, that those words would have sounded hollow even to him. Because in his heart he knew--as we do--that we are all responsible for what happens in our community. I urge the council to take action to stop, or stall, or at the barest minimum to think creatively about how to exercise oversight over this proposed ICE facility. Thank you."
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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heavylunchco.bsky.social
This probably won’t last long, but it’s pretty wild to see while it does:

“Hermit and Pig is currently the highest-rated game of 2026.”
— TheGamer

www.thegamer.com/hermit-and-p...

#indiegame #gamedev #gamingnews
A New Game Has Stolen The Crown For Highest Rated Of The Year, And It's Not Nioh 3 Or Dragon Quest 7
Check out Hermit and Pig. Thank me later.
www.thegamer.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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lizrummy.bsky.social
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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joestieb.bsky.social
Chat how Carl Schmitt’s side do in World War II?
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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zaratustra.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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amyguidryartist.bsky.social
New painting for The Year of the Horse exhibit at Modern Eden Gallery in San Francisco. Symbolizing perseverance and enlightenment. Opening tonight 5-8pm www.moderneden.com/search?q=Amy...

"Inner Journey"
Acrylic on canvas
4" x 4"

#art #painting #surrealism #nature #horses #contemporaryart #snail
Acrylic painting of a horse in a snail shell sitting in the grass under a hazy moon.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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pecunium.bsky.social
I'm a Registered Democrat.

I don't want ICE/CBP 'reformed'.

I want them eliminated. I want every field agent they've ever had barred from ANY law enforcement job, anywhere; ever again.

I also want every last complaint against them investigated, and prosecuted.

Those are my MODERATE positions.
schumer.senate.gov Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 9d
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
tara shoe @tarashoe when people say "i thought i didn't like the movie, but then again i can't stop thinking about it" no. that doesn't make it objectively good. i can't stop thinking about a lot of things that bothered me. it's called having resentments. it's called building a ton of resentments 12:17 AM • 2021-10-05
September 19, 2024 at 1:12 PM