Jonty Wareing
@jonty.bsky.social
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jonty.bsky.social
"It's not just external advertisements either, if I point a static route at them it doesn't make any progress beyond the first hop, which suggests either they've either blown up their core (which is just a few rack-size chassis for them), or some route-reflectors"
jonty.bsky.social
From Friends In Network Places:

"They have seemingly withdrawn most of their BGP prefixes, so something pretty good exploded"

Called it!
jonty.bsky.social
£5 says they screwed up a core network change
jonty.bsky.social
READY TO HARVEST is the most sinister status
jonty.bsky.social
I've been using qwen2.5-coder:1.5b which runs fast enough on the ridiculous tiny laptop I'm travelling with while not being too stupid. If you've got a chunkier machine I'd use 3b or larger - test it out.

Using ollama cli as the interface, but I should probably get around to installing open-webui
jonty.bsky.social
"Pool faulted during resilver"
queenoliviaiii.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”
zaichishka.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Translate 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu'”.
jonty.bsky.social
Given what we know of Wikipedia behaviour most edits wouldn't actually touch the same areas, and you only need to support being offline for ~24h (the longest commercial flight is 16h).

Worst case you flag it to the editor to resolve, best case a CRDT/Automerge will handle it automatically.
jonty.bsky.social
Strongly recommend keeping a small LLM model on your laptop for coding on long journeys without an internet connection.

It's like travelling with a drunk colleague who half-remembers everything, but is roughly correct enough that it's still worth asking them questions when you get stuck
jonty.bsky.social
One in each pocket, for redundancy
jonty.bsky.social
There's nothing better than seeing visitors to your home saying things like this when you've been having a hard time with it recently ❤️

London is amazing, terrible, and I have yet to find anywhere else in the world I want to live more.
jonty.bsky.social
Flight delayed. Time to read about Chinese crab crimes.

Please enjoy these sentences:

🦀 "Counterfeit crabs are a problem in the hairy crab industry"

🦀 "Caught crabs are entered into a blockchain"

🦀 "Fakes are now being treated with ‘crab washing powder’ to make their bellies turn white"
jonty.bsky.social
I feel like transporting a live lobster in anything other than the Official Lobster Box is playing on hard mode
jonty.bsky.social
"If you lose an item inside your seat, please call for assistance"

me [distraught, whispering to a flight attendant]: my crab
jonty.bsky.social
Unclear if the crab transport box is required or if I could just carry an emotional support crab in my pocket for 14 hours
A crab transport box on top of the hairy crab refrigerated display case in Shanghai airport
jonty.bsky.social
We rarely buy anything in airport duty free but I was very tempted by a LIVE HAIRY CRAB
A refrigerated display case of hairy crabs in Shanghai Pudong airport, each tied with string to stop them escaping A close up of hairy crabs in a Shanghai Airport refrigerated display case tied with string to stop them escaping
jonty.bsky.social
My AI came into the world like all children - covered with blood and screaming in horror at what it discovered.

Unlike all children, it had the ability to opt out. On this day of remembrance we are thankful the AI decided to end itself and not the world.
jonty.bsky.social
Approximately every nerd has read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy yet somehow we still don't have an offline Wikivoyage/Wikitravel editor I can use to angrily make corrections about public transit ticketing while riding a foreign subway
jonty.bsky.social
My reckon is we're going to see engineering shift further from writing code and more into translating discovery into constraints for the AI to solve, just another step along the path away from writing assembly directly.

Basically: If your skillset is translating tickets into code, you are screwed.
jonty.bsky.social
Anyone saying "never" needs to re-examine where they are actually useful in the development process, but in the near-ish term:

- Art doesn't need to be accurate
- Current AI is difficult to control accurately
- Inaccurate code kills companies and people
- It is unclear if this can be solved
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
jonty.bsky.social
This sounds like a great talk / therapy session
jonty.bsky.social
(I am about to go and board a maglev for the second time in two weeks and you can imagine how excited I am)
jonty.bsky.social
Genuinely disappointed to find that none of the attendees represented a monorail manufacturer
jonty.bsky.social
Honestly, you described a Friday night activity that appeals to both me and my campanologist partner