Mark Corwin
@mcorwin333.bsky.social
We are at the capital controls part already.
Bessent: "For individuals who want to wire money out of the country, they're gonna have to tick a box whether they are or are not on public assistance. Then we're going to start pushing over the coming days and weeks that if you're on public assistance, you cannot wire money out of the country."
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
We are at the capital controls part already.
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Everyone is blaming the Mercator projection but there might be a sillier reason Trump thinks Greenland is key to North American security (though admittedly I always saw him as more of a Monopoly guy)
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Everyone is blaming the Mercator projection but there might be a sillier reason Trump thinks Greenland is key to North American security (though admittedly I always saw him as more of a Monopoly guy)
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/
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only difference is that the president and vice president are much more outwardly racist, willing to use slurs online, and weirdly cagey about the epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
only difference is that the president and vice president are much more outwardly racist, willing to use slurs online, and weirdly cagey about the epstein files.
Not entirely sure Will isn't some AI troll.
Can't wait for his threads on how there really isn't an affordability crisis for Tampons.
Can't wait for his threads on how there really isn't an affordability crisis for Tampons.
🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now.
This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Not entirely sure Will isn't some AI troll.
Can't wait for his threads on how there really isn't an affordability crisis for Tampons.
Can't wait for his threads on how there really isn't an affordability crisis for Tampons.
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This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him
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Sure man. If that’s what it takes, as hosts go you’re Neil Patrick Harris and Martha Stewart on a Communion wafer.
Trump: "Tell me what you think of my 'Master of Ceremony' abilities. If really good, would you like me to leave the Presidency in order to make “hosting” a full time job?"
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sure man. If that’s what it takes, as hosts go you’re Neil Patrick Harris and Martha Stewart on a Communion wafer.
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Trump brought his poll numbers down by like 1,500%
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Trump brought his poll numbers down by like 1,500%
Are the Epstein files about to come out?
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Are the Epstein files about to come out?
This is why I sometimes fantasize about just being an AI.
If you don’t contemplate deleting a nearly completed (or even completed) work in a fit of self loathing and doubt have you even finished it?
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is why I sometimes fantasize about just being an AI.
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Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches For Grandkids
At this point, we are gonna have to have a bunch of peace prizes for him. Don't let this absurd opportunity pass by.
@jimmykimmel.com @jimmyfallon.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
Please make this happen.
@jimmykimmel.com @jimmyfallon.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
Please make this happen.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
At this point, we are gonna have to have a bunch of peace prizes for him. Don't let this absurd opportunity pass by.
@jimmykimmel.com @jimmyfallon.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
Please make this happen.
@jimmykimmel.com @jimmyfallon.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com
Please make this happen.
Beautiful music.
Soybean farmers who voted for Trump are upset after he gave a $20 billion bail out to Argentina, which helps them stay in business with China. So much for America first huh? 🐆💀
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Beautiful music.
Me explaining to an Italian that Tomatoes were imported from the Americas...
I once had an argument with a South Korean person who didn’t believe chili peppers were from the new world and not part of Korean cuisine from time immemorial. People get weird about food.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me explaining to an Italian that Tomatoes were imported from the Americas...
Finely, we have a Godly man in the Presidency. America is saved.
September 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Finely, we have a Godly man in the Presidency. America is saved.
They'd prolly vote to ban gender affirming care...
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They'd prolly vote to ban gender affirming care...
Now we can know what an American is.
Brought to you by the same man who knows what a woman is.
Brought to you by the same man who knows what a woman is.
September 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Now we can know what an American is.
Brought to you by the same man who knows what a woman is.
Brought to you by the same man who knows what a woman is.
This is absolutely terrible. It's not funny at all. Please do not share and spread this filth.
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is absolutely terrible. It's not funny at all. Please do not share and spread this filth.
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Petz Chair, President and CEO*, at Sherwin-Williams Company, received $1.28 M in base salary, $5.40 M in stock award, and $340.03 K in other compensation, making $12.99 M in total compensation in 2024. The total compensation was +28.82% up from the previous year, 2023.
September 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Petz Chair, President and CEO*, at Sherwin-Williams Company, received $1.28 M in base salary, $5.40 M in stock award, and $340.03 K in other compensation, making $12.99 M in total compensation in 2024. The total compensation was +28.82% up from the previous year, 2023.
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Quarter pounder with cheese sighted in the wild.
September 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Quarter pounder with cheese sighted in the wild.
Hopefully, they have consulted with Dear Leader, so they can make the right decision.
* BRAZIL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE MORAES STARTS VOTE IN FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO'S CRIMINAL CASE
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Hopefully, they have consulted with Dear Leader, so they can make the right decision.
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Is Trump's letter to Epstein Biden's Katrina?
September 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Is Trump's letter to Epstein Biden's Katrina?
Make Wife Beaters Great Again!
Trump claims crime is down to "virtually nothing" in DC & adds the crimes that are happening are "much lesser things. Things that take place in the home they call crime. You know, they'll do anything they can to find something. If a man has a little fight w/the wife they say 'this is a crime. See?'"
September 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Make Wife Beaters Great Again!