Mauser is a free elf
@mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
Thought I beat Returnal, only to get the "Finish Act 1" achievement
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Thought I beat Returnal, only to get the "Finish Act 1" achievement
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
More Returnal for me, hell yeah
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Shareholders
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shareholders
I'm so glad my previous employer is going all-in on CoPilot
Microsoft is now incapable of having even the most basic of operating system functionality working in Windows.
$3.66 trillion dollar company, by the way.
$3.66 trillion dollar company, by the way.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm so glad my previous employer is going all-in on CoPilot
If there's one positive about the modern internet and social media, the discovery for Nuremberg 2 is going to be a hell of a lot easier than the first one
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If there's one positive about the modern internet and social media, the discovery for Nuremberg 2 is going to be a hell of a lot easier than the first one
Shoutout to the local MSP who had me go through weeks of interviews and an aced technical assessment, only to tell me the morning after my final interview that I wasn't selected.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shoutout to the local MSP who had me go through weeks of interviews and an aced technical assessment, only to tell me the morning after my final interview that I wasn't selected.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
I hope your server backups get infected with cryptolocker.
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That there's even a discussion about Steam introducing an AI label shows that we 100% need an AI label on Steam.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That there's even a discussion about Steam introducing an AI label shows that we 100% need an AI label on Steam.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
Tech bros know that less people will buy their products when they are transparent about AI usage.
Which is the whole point.
Customers should be able to make an informed purchase.
Can't play any of the Cloister of Trials in FFX without thinking of this incredible cover of the theme by @johnrobertmatz.bsky.social
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Materia - Bemknesyka (The Trials) - SPIRA: Music from Final Fantasy X - Zanarkand Mix
Stream Materia - Bemknesyka (The Trials) - SPIRA: Music from Final Fantasy X - Zanarkand Mix by John Robert Matz on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can't play any of the Cloister of Trials in FFX without thinking of this incredible cover of the theme by @johnrobertmatz.bsky.social
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Inspired by the Red Army Choir, all the lyrics are in Al Bhed. It's on my gaming covers Rushmore.
m.soundcloud.com/john-robert-...
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
Muse is the opposite of Rush, in that their peak was when they were getting weird with synths
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Muse is the opposite of Rush, in that their peak was when they were getting weird with synths
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
(This is not slander against Power Windows, I'm just stating facts)
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
It's your time to become Samis
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's your time to become Samis
Never played the original, time to get educated
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Never played the original, time to get educated
Gonna fly in a banana hammock next time just to spite this douchebag
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gonna fly in a banana hammock next time just to spite this douchebag
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Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dear motherfucking democrats: when the president calls for a member of congress to be executed, I expect you to bring articles of impeachment, not send a fundraising email.
Oh no, the cat has noticed Scratch, the dog
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh no, the cat has noticed Scratch, the dog
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The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The fact that the DC press is not working overtime to demand an end to this presidency over the disgusting "Quiet piggy" outburst just underscores that they are useless, servile lapdogs.
Tfw there's another Cloudflare outage but I'm unemployed
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tfw there's another Cloudflare outage but I'm unemployed
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Call of Duty making a zillion dollars all the time -- and being supported by a literal trillion-dollar company -- and still using AI for art assets is so incredibly pathetic and infuriating.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Call of Duty making a zillion dollars all the time -- and being supported by a literal trillion-dollar company -- and still using AI for art assets is so incredibly pathetic and infuriating.
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This may be one of the best gimmick show openers I've ever seen, wow
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This may be one of the best gimmick show openers I've ever seen, wow
Why the hell is the drummer for the Black Keys wearing his glasses under his visor
The biggest threat the Metroid universe has ever known finally reveals itself:
Myles "Big Mac" MacKenzie
Myles "Big Mac" MacKenzie
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why the hell is the drummer for the Black Keys wearing his glasses under his visor
So uh @backyardsports.bsky.social a good bit of the art for your pro NHL players is just wrong 😬
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So uh @backyardsports.bsky.social a good bit of the art for your pro NHL players is just wrong 😬
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
Never was a fan of weapons in Mass Effect going from unlimited ammo w/ overheat in the first game to "thermal clips" as ammo for 2 and 3
Overheating in ME1? Just wait a sec
Out of clips in ME2? Guess I'll die
Running out of clips should revert the gun to stricter ME1 mechanics until you find more
Overheating in ME1? Just wait a sec
Out of clips in ME2? Guess I'll die
Running out of clips should revert the gun to stricter ME1 mechanics until you find more
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Never was a fan of weapons in Mass Effect going from unlimited ammo w/ overheat in the first game to "thermal clips" as ammo for 2 and 3
Overheating in ME1? Just wait a sec
Out of clips in ME2? Guess I'll die
Running out of clips should revert the gun to stricter ME1 mechanics until you find more
Overheating in ME1? Just wait a sec
Out of clips in ME2? Guess I'll die
Running out of clips should revert the gun to stricter ME1 mechanics until you find more
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.