Mauser is a free elf
@mauser.bsky.social
Winterion Game Studios personality. Cat dad. Sports announcer. Certified AI hater. Diehard Capitals fan. Tweets/thoughts/bad takes are 100% my own. He/Him
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Home alone for T-Day, so made some skillet cornbread and Mom's chili recipe. An acceptable alternative.
Look what you made me do
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Look what you made me do
It's your time to become Samis
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It's your time to become Samis
Never played the original, time to get educated
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Never played the original, time to get educated
His brother is being equally unhelpful
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
His brother is being equally unhelpful
Oh no, the cat has noticed Scratch, the dog
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh no, the cat has noticed Scratch, the dog
Tfw there's another Cloudflare outage but I'm unemployed
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tfw there's another Cloudflare outage but I'm unemployed
So uh @backyardsports.bsky.social a good bit of the art for your pro NHL players is just wrong 😬
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So uh @backyardsports.bsky.social a good bit of the art for your pro NHL players is just wrong 😬
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
For example, this is Jaromir Jagr, Joe Sakic, and Paul Kariya
The nightmare may soon be over
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The nightmare may soon be over
Let's go to the beach beach
- Nicki Minganj
- Nicki Minganj
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Let's go to the beach beach
- Nicki Minganj
- Nicki Minganj
Howdy-ho, neighbor
There's also something inherently funny about playing GBC games on a Switch 2, haha
There's also something inherently funny about playing GBC games on a Switch 2, haha
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Howdy-ho, neighbor
There's also something inherently funny about playing GBC games on a Switch 2, haha
There's also something inherently funny about playing GBC games on a Switch 2, haha
Oh no I'm in Florida
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh no I'm in Florida
Playing through Trauma Team and hearing the first 3 words spoken by character Sean Bowen like
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Playing through Trauma Team and hearing the first 3 words spoken by character Sean Bowen like
About to lose all the skin off of my hard palate
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
About to lose all the skin off of my hard palate
The "final stages" took 14 years and two Nintendo systems, lmao
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The "final stages" took 14 years and two Nintendo systems, lmao
Okay this is going into the regular rotation. Hot damn.
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Okay this is going into the regular rotation. Hot damn.
Ah yes, thank you AI. Arc Raiders, the free to play game.
Someone needs to pop this bubble with a shotgun
Someone needs to pop this bubble with a shotgun
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ah yes, thank you AI. Arc Raiders, the free to play game.
Someone needs to pop this bubble with a shotgun
Someone needs to pop this bubble with a shotgun
"You might run a corporation, I run the streets"
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"You might run a corporation, I run the streets"
I put Sheo's favorite toy and favorite sweater on his favorite bed on my desk.
He's a happy little guy
He's a happy little guy
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I put Sheo's favorite toy and favorite sweater on his favorite bed on my desk.
He's a happy little guy
He's a happy little guy
I'm gonna go to the grocery store today
The torrential downpour outside:
The torrential downpour outside:
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm gonna go to the grocery store today
The torrential downpour outside:
The torrential downpour outside:
"No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
