Matty
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Saying God Bless America and then naming every country in North, South, and Central America was a great flex.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Saying God Bless America and then naming every country in North, South, and Central America was a great flex.
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The Atlantic referring to trafficked women as “aspiring sugar babies” is the kind of shit that should crater the entire company. But we all know there are no consequences anymore.
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The Atlantic referring to trafficked women as “aspiring sugar babies” is the kind of shit that should crater the entire company. But we all know there are no consequences anymore.
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When do the pop tarts come out?
February 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
When do the pop tarts come out?
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Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
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if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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Americans are wondering if their own police departments are going to protect them from criminal federal agents and every time a video like this comes out, there's an answer.
🚨Minneapolis Sheriffs aggressively push ICE protesters into a corner, using their police vehicles to threaten running them over to get them to move.
LIVE NOW ⬇️
LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Americans are wondering if their own police departments are going to protect them from criminal federal agents and every time a video like this comes out, there's an answer.
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You cannot convince me that police are not committing overtime fraud on a large scale at this point
If she needs* to work this much overtime it is almost cheaper to hire another whole person to split this role
*seems dubious
*seems dubious
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You cannot convince me that police are not committing overtime fraud on a large scale at this point
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The idea that the Epstein shit is all about blackmail doesn’t hold much water when all of this stuff is out there and there are no consequences
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The idea that the Epstein shit is all about blackmail doesn’t hold much water when all of this stuff is out there and there are no consequences
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Why are you even trying to deflect a puck 8 feet in the air?
February 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Why are you even trying to deflect a puck 8 feet in the air?
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A Canadian curling loss to Estonia? That needs a hockey-level "National Summit."
Canada loses 8-6 to Estonia and are now tied for fifth in the round robin. Oohf.
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
A Canadian curling loss to Estonia? That needs a hockey-level "National Summit."
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Hmm, I guess TSN1 and TSN4 will show different things... interesting.
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Hmm, I guess TSN1 and TSN4 will show different things... interesting.
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Valerie Maltais made her Olympic debut in short track speed skating for Canada at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
After the 2018 Olympics she switched to long track speed skating.
And here tonight in Milan she wins her first individual long track speed skating medal.
After the 2018 Olympics she switched to long track speed skating.
And here tonight in Milan she wins her first individual long track speed skating medal.
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Valerie Maltais made her Olympic debut in short track speed skating for Canada at the 2010 Vancouver Olympics.
After the 2018 Olympics she switched to long track speed skating.
And here tonight in Milan she wins her first individual long track speed skating medal.
After the 2018 Olympics she switched to long track speed skating.
And here tonight in Milan she wins her first individual long track speed skating medal.
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The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
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A thing I don’t really get about being racist or homophobic or transphobic is how much work it is. You’ve got to be on edge all the time, evaluating if the person you’re interacting with is the right or wrong kind of person, making all these weird ass rules for yourself. Much easier to be chill.
February 6, 2026 at 10:16 PM
A thing I don’t really get about being racist or homophobic or transphobic is how much work it is. You’ve got to be on edge all the time, evaluating if the person you’re interacting with is the right or wrong kind of person, making all these weird ass rules for yourself. Much easier to be chill.
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Here’s “Family & Fire” my CBC Olympics opening, featuring Alessia Cara, Elladj Balde, Giuseppe di Stefano and Reuben And The Dark.
This one is for my Dad ❤️🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVK...
This one is for my Dad ❤️🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVK...
The Gold Within: Family & Fire #cbcsports #milanocortina2026
YouTube video by CBC Sports
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Here’s “Family & Fire” my CBC Olympics opening, featuring Alessia Cara, Elladj Balde, Giuseppe di Stefano and Reuben And The Dark.
This one is for my Dad ❤️🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVK...
This one is for my Dad ❤️🔥
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmVK...
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To every US athlete who makes the podium in Italy:
Please take note.
Please take note.
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
To every US athlete who makes the podium in Italy:
Please take note.
Please take note.
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3:30, by far the longest winter opening ceremony ever... more than an hour longer than Beijing and Pyeongchang
This is the longest winter Opening Ceremony ever, over 3:20 and STILL GOING... Vancouver is the only other one to eclipse three hours, but only barely
2022 and 2018 were under 2:30
2022 and 2018 were under 2:30
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
3:30, by far the longest winter opening ceremony ever... more than an hour longer than Beijing and Pyeongchang
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This is the longest winter Opening Ceremony ever, over 3:20 and STILL GOING... Vancouver is the only other one to eclipse three hours, but only barely
2022 and 2018 were under 2:30
2022 and 2018 were under 2:30
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This is the longest winter Opening Ceremony ever, over 3:20 and STILL GOING... Vancouver is the only other one to eclipse three hours, but only barely
2022 and 2018 were under 2:30
2022 and 2018 were under 2:30
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Just hope the speeches are shorter than Vancouver 2010
John Furlong? More like John For-f***ing-ever
John Furlong? More like John For-f***ing-ever
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Just hope the speeches are shorter than Vancouver 2010
John Furlong? More like John For-f***ing-ever
John Furlong? More like John For-f***ing-ever
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Nice of CBC to shout out the Haitian outfits… THAT THEY SKIPPED FOR COMMERCIALS
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Nice of CBC to shout out the Haitian outfits… THAT THEY SKIPPED FOR COMMERCIALS