Jock Cartier
@jockcartier.bsky.social
Pirate of the St. Lawrence. Absurdist. Dry, sarcastic, sardonic, occasionally funny. Rambling about whatever occurs to me. Usually sports & Canadiana
If the Whitecaps win an MLS Cup behind a paywall, and no one is there to see it, does it make a noise?
The Whitecaps are off to a dream start 3-0 up on San Diego at halftime.
- Berhalter’s deliveries on set pieces and in play have been great.
- Andres Cubas continues to control midfield.
- Müller has been influential in transition
- Ali Ahmed is cooking.
45 mins to go.
- Berhalter’s deliveries on set pieces and in play have been great.
- Andres Cubas continues to control midfield.
- Müller has been influential in transition
- Ali Ahmed is cooking.
45 mins to go.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If the Whitecaps win an MLS Cup behind a paywall, and no one is there to see it, does it make a noise?
Bah. I hope they lose Hebert in the Alps
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bah. I hope they lose Hebert in the Alps
So if a fella was a glutton for punishment and willing to try actually watching a entire Hallmark Christmas Movie… which one should they watch?! @raelila.bsky.social @jennarndt.bsky.social @shuds16.bsky.social @terriwpg.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So if a fella was a glutton for punishment and willing to try actually watching a entire Hallmark Christmas Movie… which one should they watch?! @raelila.bsky.social @jennarndt.bsky.social @shuds16.bsky.social @terriwpg.bsky.social
This series needs a third game. For the sake of the viewers
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This series needs a third game. For the sake of the viewers
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if you're bored waiting for the Iron Bowl to get underway, may I recommend watching Dave Doeren put cigarettes out on Bill Belichick's forehead
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
if you're bored waiting for the Iron Bowl to get underway, may I recommend watching Dave Doeren put cigarettes out on Bill Belichick's forehead
I didn’t think Jacobs had shot… seems entirely pointless
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I didn’t think Jacobs had shot… seems entirely pointless
Am I the only one that was wondering if Lanny MacDonald was having a Sixth Sense moment?
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Am I the only one that was wondering if Lanny MacDonald was having a Sixth Sense moment?
So how many sets of clothes do the curlers get? What is the laundry situation?
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So how many sets of clothes do the curlers get? What is the laundry situation?
If they had standards, they'd demand a Buster Bar
we made it to halftime of a Minnesota snow game and no dilly bar sightings. How embarrassing
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If they had standards, they'd demand a Buster Bar
I used to really prize my personal space... then I got a pet
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I used to really prize my personal space... then I got a pet
3rd time is the charm?
At the very least maybe this time she can stop herself before sparking an international incident by pulling rocks
At the very least maybe this time she can stop herself before sparking an international incident by pulling rocks
Rachel Homan's rink will represent Canada at the 2026 winter Olympics
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
3rd time is the charm?
At the very least maybe this time she can stop herself before sparking an international incident by pulling rocks
At the very least maybe this time she can stop herself before sparking an international incident by pulling rocks
“Oh, they will” - Ghost of Ron Lancaster
‘You’re gonna have to kick me out’: Corey Mace reaffirms commitment to Saskatchewan Roughriders after Argos inquiry
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#CFL #Riders #RiderNation #Argos #GreyCup
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#CFL #Riders #RiderNation #Argos #GreyCup
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Oh, they will” - Ghost of Ron Lancaster
Also what he calls it when he picks up at the hotel bar
Vic Rauter with a “Halifax Explosion” joke when Homan gets 4! Too soon?
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Also what he calls it when he picks up at the hotel bar
Seems like an appropriate evening…
two men are hugging each other in bed with the words `` those aren 't pillows '' written in the corner .
ALT: two men are hugging each other in bed with the words `` those aren 't pillows '' written in the corner .
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November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Seems like an appropriate evening…
Oshawa isn’t a real place. It sounds made up.
Granted they’re playing a “Toronto” team, that is based in Hamilton, but is playing in Mississauga
Granted they’re playing a “Toronto” team, that is based in Hamilton, but is playing in Mississauga
Oshawa Firewolves get their first goal in the their new home. (They relocated from Albany)
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oshawa isn’t a real place. It sounds made up.
Granted they’re playing a “Toronto” team, that is based in Hamilton, but is playing in Mississauga
Granted they’re playing a “Toronto” team, that is based in Hamilton, but is playing in Mississauga
Peeling your own counter?
I think we’ve found Kevin Martin’s burner!
I think we’ve found Kevin Martin’s burner!
Hindsight is 20/20 but blanking the ninth end probably was the way to go for Dunstone.
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Peeling your own counter?
I think we’ve found Kevin Martin’s burner!
I think we’ve found Kevin Martin’s burner!
Oof. Dunstone completely falls apart in 10
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oof. Dunstone completely falls apart in 10
Down one with vs up one without is a more interesting debate to me
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Down one with vs up one without is a more interesting debate to me
Remember when Vic told us Jacobs was only giving up 3.5 per game, so they only need four tonight? Seems like only two hours ago
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Remember when Vic told us Jacobs was only giving up 3.5 per game, so they only need four tonight? Seems like only two hours ago
Has TSN had a host like Clara Hanna in recent years or is this new?
I guess usually they had Cathy roaming around, and now they keep her upstairs.
I guess usually they had Cathy roaming around, and now they keep her upstairs.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Has TSN had a host like Clara Hanna in recent years or is this new?
I guess usually they had Cathy roaming around, and now they keep her upstairs.
I guess usually they had Cathy roaming around, and now they keep her upstairs.
They booed the poor bastard! So much for Maritime hospitality!
He was unsuccessful in winning $1 million. But no worries, he gets free ribs for a year as a consolation prize.
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They booed the poor bastard! So much for Maritime hospitality!
I like how faster ice is actually slower
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I like how faster ice is actually slower
Next time Vic does one of his big long sequential calls on a draw... close your eyes and imagine it's dirty talk
a cartoon opossum says " you 're welcome " while giving a peace sign
ALT: a cartoon opossum says " you 're welcome " while giving a peace sign
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November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Next time Vic does one of his big long sequential calls on a draw... close your eyes and imagine it's dirty talk